Frankie Paul Roche
@theefrankiepaul.bsky.social
I feel ways about things
This bartender sucks. I ordered a virgin mimosa, and she made me a virgin screwdriver.
February 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This bartender sucks. I ordered a virgin mimosa, and she made me a virgin screwdriver.
When you overhear someone say they don't like Mike & Ike's.
January 26, 2025 at 2:33 PM
When you overhear someone say they don't like Mike & Ike's.
People at work be writing their Js all weird and shit.
December 28, 2024 at 10:58 AM
People at work be writing their Js all weird and shit.
If I ever wrote a book of poetry, I would title it "How the Nihilist Views the Sunset."
December 3, 2024 at 4:04 PM
If I ever wrote a book of poetry, I would title it "How the Nihilist Views the Sunset."
I don't trust anyone who doesn't play with inverted Y.
November 30, 2024 at 5:36 PM
I don't trust anyone who doesn't play with inverted Y.
Reposted by Frankie Paul Roche
Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”
November 21, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Why’s it always “nyc smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”
@pittsburghsteeler.bsky.social should have Ciara sing the national anthem on Christmas against the Chiefs. Saying to Taylor, "Bitch! I'm the popstar WAG in this city."
November 21, 2024 at 5:09 PM
@pittsburghsteeler.bsky.social should have Ciara sing the national anthem on Christmas against the Chiefs. Saying to Taylor, "Bitch! I'm the popstar WAG in this city."
I hear voices in my bread.
November 20, 2024 at 9:22 PM
I hear voices in my bread.
So.... posts are called skeets?
November 18, 2024 at 1:16 PM
So.... posts are called skeets?
I gotta quit window shopping on DoorDash.
November 14, 2024 at 7:39 PM
I gotta quit window shopping on DoorDash.
If I ever kill a stranger, it will be for standing in a public doorway.
November 10, 2024 at 4:38 AM
If I ever kill a stranger, it will be for standing in a public doorway.
I've now been banned from Twitter/X twice.
November 10, 2024 at 12:32 AM
I've now been banned from Twitter/X twice.
People who shit in a single person public restroom aren't afraid to die.
November 7, 2024 at 8:44 PM
People who shit in a single person public restroom aren't afraid to die.
My legs aren't working right and I think it's hilarious.
November 3, 2024 at 9:10 PM
My legs aren't working right and I think it's hilarious.
I am currently not training for the marathon.
October 28, 2024 at 10:16 AM
I am currently not training for the marathon.