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💕💚 Thee Glitch (she/her) 🧚🏿‍♀️🎶✨
@theeglitch.bsky.social
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🎨👩🏿‍💻📚 art docent ➡️ cybersecurity • lover of learning
🧜🏿‍♀️ muse • mentor • budding humanitarian
🐣 proud aunt
🥗 lifelong vegetarian • 🏃🏿‍♀️💨 runner
☔ #Prince/music & cats too
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Good morning beautiful! 😻💖💖💖

Awhhhh, I've bought so many goodies! Recently, I bought some nude candles and I'm in loveeee! And I've been into their novelty pens...my niblings love these car pens. They also have amazing stationery...and these Girl With Pearl earrings are my faveee! So many treats! 😅
Black and white sculpture-inspired candles depicting neoclassical statutes. It depicts a nude, headless, armless female figure draped in cloth. Assortment of vividly colored toy cars that also work as pens. Delicate stationery with a brown paper envelope, faux flowers, and a sticker that reads, especially for you. Gold dangle earrings with Girl With A Pearl Earring painting silhouette, adorned with pearls and chains.
July 4, 2023 at 12:37 PM
theeglitch.bsky.social
Me later today 🤤
Man savors a bountiful meal while sitting outside on a bench. His mouth is full of food as he gracefully balances 2 plates of food on his thighs while holding 1 in his hand.
July 4, 2023 at 12:07 PM
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Rise and shine, blue-tiful people! 💙🌞

Enjoy this painting of a clear blue sky, reflecting the limitless possibilities that await us today. 😉 Let's make today amazing! 🌹✨
A captivating 30 x 30 oil on canvas masterpiece by Margaret Berry reveals the tranquility of a Charleston, SC marshland at sunrise, with lush green and vibrant yellow grass swaying gently in the cool morning breeze. As a green dragonfly flies by, delicate strands of moss dangle from the foreground trees, creating an enchanting atmosphere. There is a soft glow coming from the light blue sky, with brushstrokes of pink and orange seamlessly blending into the horizon.
July 4, 2023 at 11:32 AM
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They are already here. Just protect your peace and do not engage. 🙏🏿🤣

Let's enjoy the bliss! 😉
A closed eyes emoji and eyes wide open emoji are superimposed on top of each other. Caption reads, I pretend I do not see it but in reality I do.
July 2, 2023 at 4:15 PM
theeglitch.bsky.social
How could you pass up the chance to use this meme?

It perfectly captures your essence. 🫶🏿🤣😉
A bearded bald-headed Black man intensely glares out of the window, his eyes burning with frustration.
June 30, 2023 at 3:38 PM
theeglitch.bsky.social
As someone who adores mini-bags, I agree with MSCHF's statement.

The Nano Speedy is a gem in my collection, but it's a wrestling match to get in and out of it! 😖

I'm glad that the tiny bag trend is dying.
Collage of stylish women wearing carrying a Louis Vuitton Speedy Nano crossbody. The Louis Vuitton Speedy Nano is a miniature version of the iconic Louis Vuitton Speedy handbag. It has the signature chocolate LV/fleur monogram canvas, untreated leather handles, gold-tone hardware, and a crossbody leather strap.
June 30, 2023 at 2:33 PM
theeglitch.bsky.social
I like Larabars too! 😋

My fave are these Clif bars...can't beat 20 grams of protein and you get the right amount of sweetness...

.....they do kinda taste like chalk though, but oh well. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤷🏿‍♀️
Box of Cliff Builders Vanilla Almond Protein Bars
June 30, 2023 at 1:22 PM
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Woman in disbelief, hands covering her mouth, meme text: pretends to be shocked.
June 29, 2023 at 2:10 PM
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I'm in this skeet and I don't like it. 😑🤣
Venn diagram illustrating two categories: people I like, and, people I don't like with a shared overlapping segment labeled, not replying to their texts.
June 28, 2023 at 6:58 PM
theeglitch.bsky.social
Vinceeee, don't change up on me now...you can't ship anymore? 😑😑😑 SMH.

This deal is starting to look a little funny. Who is really the scammer here? 🤔🥲
Two identical Spidermen pointing at each other.
June 28, 2023 at 5:13 PM
theeglitch.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #OTD in 1969, the Stonewall Rebellion began.

💡 Did you know? The protest lasted for SIX days, from June 28 to July 3, marking a pivotal moment of resistance in LGBTQ+ history.

Today, we honor the pioneers who paved the way! ✊🏿🤍

📸🐦 Credit - @NHAAMC - https://youtu.be/Q9wdMJmuBlA
A color photographic slide depicting activist Marsha P. Johnson within the crowd at a New York Gay Pride March. Johnson is pictured at the center of the image, from the shoulders up. She has a short, curly hair style, wears rhinestone earrings and matching necklace, and a black sequined top with white and gold beaded collar. She is gazing straight ahead. Behind her are other participants at the march. A color photographic slide depicting a large gay pride banner flag at a gay rights parade in New York City. The image is captured from the one side of the banner, looking across the banner north on 5th Avenue. The rainbow flag banner takes up the full bottom half of the image, held by seven white-gloved marchers at the three visible sides. A color photographic slide of marchers in the New York City Gay Pride Parade holding a white banner with the words [SALSA SOUL SISTERS 3RD WORLD WOMEN] printed in black. Just behind them, two women hold a red banner with lavender lettering outlined in yellow reading [THIRD WORLD GAY WOMEN SALSA SOUL]. Behind them, the street is filled with marchers, some of whom carry balloons.
June 28, 2023 at 2:34 PM
theeglitch.bsky.social
I enjoy sportsbook betting, so this is right up my alley. 😉

I vote for calling it "Drama Roulette Tuesdays", where we spin the wheel to determine the day's drama...or maybe "Fight Night Fridays". 🤔

I'll be selling the virtual popcorn for $5. 🍿🗣️ GET YOUR BUTTERED POPCORN AND EXTRA SALTY TEARS
An adorable gerenuk eating a bowl of popcorn.
June 28, 2023 at 4:00 AM
theeglitch.bsky.social
I focus on pursuing pleasure and joy, allowing them to guide me rather than being strictly goal-oriented. So in the end, it's about what makes me happy. 😆

I like the Maryam Hasnaa approach...

https://youtu.be/Ch_ny_6vu90?t=291
Quote from Sufi woman, Maryam Hasnaa that reads, Base your goals on how you want to feel, let the universe surprise you with the details and trust you will recognize it when it shows up.
June 27, 2023 at 2:07 PM
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🤧
A forlorn Will Smith, his face filled with despair. This is accompanied by an overlaid screenshot of a tweet from Will Smith's Twitter account reading, pain.
June 26, 2023 at 7:41 PM
theeglitch.bsky.social
Autographed, you say? 🤔

.............where's mine? 😂😑
A gray Furby giving off a suspicious vibe, its eyes narrowed with a hint of curiosity.
June 26, 2023 at 7:10 PM
theeglitch.bsky.social
Doug origin story (with alt text and link to original article):

👇🏿👇🏿👇🏿

https://thoughtcatalog.com/melanie-berliet/2016/07/34-ways-your-girlfriend-is-micro-cheating-and-totally-getting-away-with-it/
Romance advice article entitled, 34 Ways Your Girlfriend Is Micro-Cheating (And Totally Getting Away With It). Number 29 reads, addressing a man by his name unexpectedly (e.g. Hey, Doug instead of just Hey), which breeds a strangely powerful sense of intimacy.
June 26, 2023 at 12:05 PM
theeglitch.bsky.social
I wish more people understood this.
Michael from The Office passionately shouting Thank you!
June 25, 2023 at 3:25 AM
theeglitch.bsky.social
Every post I've seen of yours has been joyful, interesting, and full of love, intellect, and passion! 😉❤️🫶🏿

Don't worry, I don't always sound like Clippy! 🤣🤣🤣
Clippy, The Microsoft Office assistant asking "Would you like help?"
June 25, 2023 at 2:04 AM
theeglitch.bsky.social
When you click the Brazil Supercluster feed, there should be a pin icon at the top.

Then the feed will show up as one of your tabs when you're "Home" and you can browse it.

I don't know how to get into the Brazil Supercluster feed though. 😅 Maybe @jaz.bsky.social can tell you? 🙏🏿😆
Screenshot of Brazil Supercluster feed with heart and pin illuminated.
June 25, 2023 at 12:48 AM
theeglitch.bsky.social
They are adorable! 🤩 Not to be a bad influence, but do you ever put little shoes on her? 😂 She might like that (*she probably wouldn't).

Also, what does she feel like? Is she pokey? 👀
Hedgehog sitting on a miniature couch wearing miniature blue sandals. Little rodent pushing a miniature shopping cart full of crocheted vegetables while wearing stylish orange sandals.
June 24, 2023 at 3:10 PM
theeglitch.bsky.social
So I made a Mastodon account...
A figure playfully prods the Mastodon logo with a stick, captioned with "c'mon, do something."
June 24, 2023 at 2:27 PM
theeglitch.bsky.social
I wanted Operation...don't think I ever got it. 😂
A brightly colored yellow game board box for the game, Operation. An animated doctor operates on a man who has various body parts and cavities exposed.
June 24, 2023 at 5:08 AM
theeglitch.bsky.social
Lemme see your lock screen, don't be shy.

Here's mine... #Prince4Ever 💜
Prince captured in a close-up photograph, his gaze fixed on the camera, while a string of pearls adorns his fingers and an elegant S-shaped curl gracefully drapes over his face. The date and time on the screenshot reads, Saturday, June 24, 12:28.
June 24, 2023 at 4:36 AM
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Thank you for looking on the bright side. 🤣🤣🤣 We're trying our best! 🙏🏿
Teary-eyed cat giving a thumbs up.
June 23, 2023 at 12:58 AM
theeglitch.bsky.social
It's fine though, right? 🤣😅😅😅
A Black girl maintains composure in a burning room, with the words "help" written on her coffee cup.
June 23, 2023 at 12:53 AM