Greta
@theeighthchef.bsky.social
I'm always one to grab the freshest ingredients! I've got a taste for good flavor, the kinds you'll have a lotta trouble finding in the City these days. I used to be one of the Eight Chefs, ya know!
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HAWHAW!! I hear Christmas is almost here... what do y'all want to eat for Christmas? I might just make a giant feast in District 23!!
December 24, 2024 at 5:09 PM
HAWHAW!! I hear Christmas is almost here... what do y'all want to eat for Christmas? I might just make a giant feast in District 23!!
HAWHAWHAW!!! Gonna turn ya into a fine pâté!
Greta just showed up on your doorstep. You have 10 seconds to run.
December 21, 2024 at 10:12 PM
HAWHAWHAW!!! Gonna turn ya into a fine pâté!
Sorry for being under the radar for a bit, everyone! It was a tough recovery, but I managed to survive the badass smoking skeleton's terrifying onslaught... hawhaw!
December 15, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Sorry for being under the radar for a bit, everyone! It was a tough recovery, but I managed to survive the badass smoking skeleton's terrifying onslaught... hawhaw!
I see people talking about 'eating the rich'... HAWHAWHAW!!! It's nice seein' some people living life at its fullest, eating everything in front of them, but the rich are just too greasy! And there's all that filthy gunk in their bodies, it's like carving an edible bit of meat out of a pufferfish!!
November 11, 2024 at 1:09 AM
I see people talking about 'eating the rich'... HAWHAWHAW!!! It's nice seein' some people living life at its fullest, eating everything in front of them, but the rich are just too greasy! And there's all that filthy gunk in their bodies, it's like carving an edible bit of meat out of a pufferfish!!
Hawhaw! I thought I caught a fresh smell here... this Bluesky's got plenty of top-shelf ingredients!
November 3, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Hawhaw! I thought I caught a fresh smell here... this Bluesky's got plenty of top-shelf ingredients!