The Evening Primrose
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Meowry Christmas
December 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Meowry Christmas
Hey watch me casually yank Bruce Banner over my shoulder to his death
December 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hey watch me casually yank Bruce Banner over my shoulder to his death
I guess this is happening tonight
December 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I guess this is happening tonight
How has it almost been ten years since these two lept into my life
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How has it almost been ten years since these two lept into my life
My household governor is disgustingly greedy. He tried to monopolize the yearly feast
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My household governor is disgustingly greedy. He tried to monopolize the yearly feast
Perfidious creature, a slave to his greed
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Perfidious creature, a slave to his greed
I can't articulate it precisely but this card is spiritually identical to Invoke Prejudice
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I can't articulate it precisely but this card is spiritually identical to Invoke Prejudice
Miss ma'am, my beautiful perfect daughter who has never done anything wrong in her whole life
Has contracted some manner of pneumonia
Has contracted some manner of pneumonia
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Miss ma'am, my beautiful perfect daughter who has never done anything wrong in her whole life
Has contracted some manner of pneumonia
Has contracted some manner of pneumonia
So, good news is, my vet has an appointment open today, so I can avoid the emergency visit fee.
Bad news is, my cat still needs to go to the vet 😔
Everyone please send Miss Shanoa good vibes and wish her a financially feasible recovery
Bad news is, my cat still needs to go to the vet 😔
Everyone please send Miss Shanoa good vibes and wish her a financially feasible recovery
November 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
So, good news is, my vet has an appointment open today, so I can avoid the emergency visit fee.
Bad news is, my cat still needs to go to the vet 😔
Everyone please send Miss Shanoa good vibes and wish her a financially feasible recovery
Bad news is, my cat still needs to go to the vet 😔
Everyone please send Miss Shanoa good vibes and wish her a financially feasible recovery
More Arakni cards
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
More Arakni cards
Answer me Ichigo
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Answer me Ichigo
Haha mark machine go brrrrrr
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Haha mark machine go brrrrrr
The BROOD GROWS
November 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The BROOD GROWS
Six more cards for the Arakni deck. And a playmat for teaching other people
November 20, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Six more cards for the Arakni deck. And a playmat for teaching other people
I'm a terrible father
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I'm a terrible father
You can only cover your ears and go lalalalala for so long before reality forces you to confront it
Liberals are cowards, man, I swear
Liberals are cowards, man, I swear
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You can only cover your ears and go lalalalala for so long before reality forces you to confront it
Liberals are cowards, man, I swear
Liberals are cowards, man, I swear
Got some Flesh and Blood blitz decks
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Got some Flesh and Blood blitz decks
OoooOOOOOH I'M PLATOONIN I'M PLATOONIN
October 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
OoooOOOOOH I'M PLATOONIN I'M PLATOONIN
Oh ok I guess Gene is an enabler now
October 29, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Oh ok I guess Gene is an enabler now
there's just one missing
October 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
there's just one missing
She's so great. Here's the art I've been using for her
October 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
She's so great. Here's the art I've been using for her
THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY FUCKING TRIALS YOU FREAK
October 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
THERE'S NOT GONNA BE ANY FUCKING TRIALS YOU FREAK