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free speech absolutist, #KONY2012
All right. I’ve had enough of this abstinence shit. Who wants to deworm me
December 23, 2025 at 5:04 AM
All right, I’ve had enough of this abstinence shit. Who wants to deflower me?
December 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
smoking on that shit that made Stuart little
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Why doesn't every bald man just act like pitbull
April 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Im here cuz i got kicked off of twitter for being too free speach. Ur here because elon is speedo trumps bag boy. We are NOT the same
November 16, 2024 at 4:33 PM
chick hicks having a mustache implies he can grow hair other places as well
November 16, 2024 at 7:26 AM
MEGALOPOLIS (2024) was fine, but needed more piv action
October 20, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Anyone looking to get fingered during joker 2
October 6, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Kevin James sexually assaulted the hell out of that Segway in mall cop and we all just let it happen
August 17, 2024 at 10:19 PM
if he were stil with us 😔 he would love todays political climate 🥥👩‍🦲
August 13, 2024 at 1:34 PM
taking recreational puberty blockers
August 9, 2024 at 9:29 PM
If Biden would wear a damn backwards snapback, no one would be questioning his age.
July 19, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Tony saprano as a baby that is up past his bed time:

you disrespect me 🤌? You disrespect MY fuckin nappy time 🤌?
July 3, 2024 at 11:46 PM
*after staring at the eclipse for 20 minutes straight*

i think i have couvid
April 9, 2024 at 4:28 PM
what are some good insider trading tips for someone that is just starting out
April 1, 2024 at 3:24 AM
her web sucks and fucks them all
February 25, 2024 at 9:35 PM
i walk a lonely road
the only one that I have ever known
February 18, 2024 at 5:24 AM
(To the tune of i am the walrus) i am the cum man
February 11, 2024 at 1:56 AM
me and my slimes up committing title 9 violations
January 31, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Never played football cuz i was more of an intellectual.but I would kill it as an offensive coordinator
January 22, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Bruno mars jacks off BIG TIME
January 20, 2024 at 10:01 PM
I call jacking off “fumbling with my service weapon”
January 8, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Had my kids for new years, the slow one cried when i shot roman candles at him in the front yard
January 2, 2024 at 9:57 PM
I went to “in and out” today and asked for them to jack me off animal style and they did it (it’s on the secret menu)
December 27, 2023 at 9:44 PM
twelve days of christmas but each one im slamming 12 beers
December 19, 2023 at 3:50 PM