Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard!
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Eoin Starbuck, The Merchant Wizard!
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"Hello, Ladies, Gents, Enbies abound! Stop by The Starbuck's Caravan of Rare and Eccentric Wonders for a good deal!!"

A Faun Wizard Merchant. TTRPG/Fantasy OC, MVRP Friendly. BRP/Business RP.

Courtesy of Fitz

Lewd/AI/Minors DO NOT INTERACT
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Perhaps there are items here that I could find equivalent of value for such items.

Like this... Vacuum cleaner."
February 15, 2026 at 10:30 AM
"Souls are a messy business.

Learned that the hard way after the phylactery incident."

He thought it over.

"I find myself unaccustomed to your plane's technological assets and advancements. I have noticed a non-optimal set of currency on this plane that is more paper, zinc, copper and nickel --
February 15, 2026 at 10:30 AM
mind for your inkwells? Self-refilling quills? Maybe an endless chalk?"
He looked around, impressed by how well maintained the place was for one headmaster.

"Have refilling bowls and flagons for you or your students if ya like."
February 15, 2026 at 10:00 AM
He held his hand out to pet one of the feline specters, ignoring the chill as it nuzzled against his hand. Based on him hearing the phrase in the past, he was pretty sure that implied chronomancy. The most powerful magic, even with reality bending.

"Aye, books and parchment. You have colors in --
February 15, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I am more than happy to provide to a place seeking items worth protection and security.

At a decent rate, of course."
February 15, 2026 at 9:47 AM
"...Interesting. I may inquire about that item later. Also as to what a vacuum cleaner is.

I am here to both self-promote my services as a fellow magic using adventurer and traveling salesman. This place is very guarded so I take it you would not sell yours, but if you would like to see mine, --
February 15, 2026 at 9:47 AM
"Is this-?"

Eoin gave the sorcerer a moment to come back out.
He looked at the man in a very cottony robe.

"Is this the residence of this world's greatest sorcerer? I have a habit of making sure to look for each one's. Wasn't sure this place had one until I used a location spell."
February 15, 2026 at 9:30 AM
He blinked as he let the glasses fall on his neck on their chain. "Aye, this is the place." He gave the light knock with the back of his hand and looked around.

"Little industrial for a wizard."
February 15, 2026 at 8:59 AM
"And a nasty sugar crash."
February 15, 2026 at 8:32 AM
||: I will say she’s cute and needs protecting.
February 15, 2026 at 1:26 AM
He nodded and titled his head down for her reach.

“Started growing in when m’ fur did.”
February 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM