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Adam
@thefeenmachine.bsky.social
Knicks, Yankees, graps, dogs, tv/film, tech, general nerd stuff.

Not a gigantic piece of shit, trademark pending
A few free hours the day after shepherding my kids through a late night of trick or treating… no better way to spend them than with a good book and a cup of coffee.

@sheaserrano.bsky.social does this photo feel expensive?

I think you know the answer.
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
October 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
An annual @nba.com tradition like no other:
October 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
@jeffgerstmann.com hi, felt you would appreciate this and perhaps mention it on some stream as a like “whoa man, time is fucking crazy” sort of dealie
July 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
July 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Jack (along with Hanpan) from WILD ARMS

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June 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
In case you haven’t seen it, M:TG came out with a FF themed set this month and lol @ this art/flavor text combo
June 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I hit the jackpot here.
June 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A fun bluesky game to play is “how many posts had to be in this thread to get from point a to b”

I guessed 5 before clicking “view full thread”

Readers, it was 1.
May 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Brody is a dog with exactly one look, no matter the situation. He’s the Derek Zoolander of wheaten terriers.
May 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Zuck: the average American has three friends
May 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
@keithsmithnba.bsky.social hey, it looks like the team option deadline in this image is incorrect. Can you confirm?

Happy playoffs eve
April 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Same expression 100%
March 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Live from a Costco just outside of Chicago… it’s no egg
February 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
January 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If you see this, post a fictional band you would love to see live
January 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
January 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
From the first line, I thought this post was going in a VERY DIFFERENT DIRECTION
January 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
November 25, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Maybe it hadn’t loaded for you, but I’m seeing you on 26 lists. Here are the most recent ones
November 17, 2024 at 9:10 PM
I’ve been testing out apple’s image playground, but literally every single image it creates of me looks more like Pete Buttigieg.

My self-image is slightly wounded by this lmao
November 17, 2024 at 6:14 PM
I woke Brody for this. He’s at peak “why am I awake” rn
November 17, 2024 at 4:11 PM
@bencollins.bsky.social would you kindly save my $99 specifically for something that will humiliate another of the worst persons in the world?

I’m not gonna box you in to any specific craven ghoul, any craven ghoul will do, I just want to know my cash will bring some shame a generational shithead.
November 15, 2024 at 3:40 AM
If you post a pic/gif, there will be a little button on it saying +ALT. You can tap that and add text that describes the image for people with poor sight or who don’t recognize the image and need context. Some gifs will auto populate a description, but most of the time you’re on your own.

Example:
November 13, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I feel like our dogs would be pals.
November 12, 2024 at 2:04 PM