Elizabeth Metz
@thefinestmuffins.bsky.social
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Illustrator, writer, nonprofit staffer, Reds fan, bookworm, pedestrian, houseplant and voting rights enthusiast. She/her. What, people who like baseball can't like books? 📍Cincinnati, OH https://www.elizabeth-metz.com
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Hi there! My October #KidLitArtPostcard celebrates the MLB postseason* and ghost story season.

I'm an #unagented author-illustrator seeking representation. I ❤️ colorful textural art, funny stories for kids, and all things baseball. You can see more 🎨 at elizabeth-metz.com.

*but RIP my Reds 😥
Illustration postcard: In the top panel, a dark sky featuring a shadowed moon in the shape of a baseball. In the lower, larger panel a shimmery ghost wearing a red baseball cap and a red jersey (jersey bears the name Runner and the number 1, hat bears a wishbone-G) floats desperately toward second base.

Overlaid text says "Author + illustrator Elizabeth Metz. www.elizabeth-metz.com."
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thefinestmuffins.bsky.social
Okay, so obviously Ramona Quimby was a fictional character! 😅This one's mostly about the length and lasting impact of Beverly Cleary's writing career.
thefinestmuffins.bsky.social
But.... I don't know, I'm not seeing nearly as many O'Keefe, Chagall, or Dalí mentions in there, who all had similar lifespans to Picasso and are also "famous museum painters."

Are we more collectively aware of their place on the art history timeline than his??
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Still enjoying browsing this post's quotes today.

But I see so many Picasso mentions, which I think is mostly about the cultural hive mind lumping him in w/ other "museum" artists (Van Gogh, Vermeer, da Vinci) even though they're all WILDLY different eras.

Picasso's a 20th c guy! Yay art history!
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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Here's one for my Reds fan followers: Edd Roush could have seen Barry Larkin play.

(No idea if it happened, but he lived in Bradenton when he died in 1988, not far from the Reds' Sarasota Spring Training home.)
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
thefinestmuffins.bsky.social
Ramona Quimby was 4 years old in 1955 (Beezus and Ramona) and 9 years old in 1999 (Ramona Forever).

She could have watched Howdy Doody and Pokémon, listened to Rock Around the Clock and the Thong Song.

She was, all at once, Silent Generation, a Baby Boomer, Gen X, and a Millennial.
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
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thefinestmuffins.bsky.social
Hi there! My October #KidLitArtPostcard celebrates the MLB postseason* and ghost story season.

I'm an #unagented author-illustrator seeking representation. I ❤️ colorful textural art, funny stories for kids, and all things baseball. You can see more 🎨 at elizabeth-metz.com.

*but RIP my Reds 😥
Illustration postcard: In the top panel, a dark sky featuring a shadowed moon in the shape of a baseball. In the lower, larger panel a shimmery ghost wearing a red baseball cap and a red jersey (jersey bears the name Runner and the number 1, hat bears a wishbone-G) floats desperately toward second base.

Overlaid text says "Author + illustrator Elizabeth Metz. www.elizabeth-metz.com."
thefinestmuffins.bsky.social
The night Max wore his wolf suit and made mischief of one kind and another, his mother called him "WILD THING!" and Max said "I'LL EAT YOU UP!" so he was sent to bed without eating anything. Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
kchew.bsky.social
"Where's Papa going with that ax?" said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast.
Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
adapalmer.bsky.social
Attention I ask from all the sacred people, greater and lesser offspring of Heimdall! Congress has not authorized the use of military force.
thefinestmuffins.bsky.social
Hi there! My October #KidLitArtPostcard celebrates the MLB postseason* and ghost story season.

I'm an #unagented author-illustrator seeking representation. I ❤️ colorful textural art, funny stories for kids, and all things baseball. You can see more 🎨 at elizabeth-metz.com.

*but RIP my Reds 😥
Illustration postcard: In the top panel, a dark sky featuring a shadowed moon in the shape of a baseball. In the lower, larger panel a shimmery ghost wearing a red baseball cap and a red jersey (jersey bears the name Runner and the number 1, hat bears a wishbone-G) floats desperately toward second base.

Overlaid text says "Author + illustrator Elizabeth Metz. www.elizabeth-metz.com."
thefinestmuffins.bsky.social
Seriously, in the frenzy of the Reds falling backward into a wild card slot… I never processed the fun fact that three whole NL Central teams made the playoffs, none of them St. Louis!
a baseball player with a tooth missing is wearing a red hat and making a funny face .
Alt: Joey Votto is sassy and happy.
media.tenor.com
thefinestmuffins.bsky.social
Fellow Reds fans, have some nice words 👇and go to sleep. It’s after midnight in Ohio. 😴

Here’s to next year, and to a Cardinal-free postseason. 😏
mollyknight.bsky.social
Even though these young Reds were not as talented as the Dodgers, they did not give up. You can see why they were able to earn that final playoff spot when other more experienced teams dogged it and fell flat on their faces.
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
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heykellyjensen.bsky.social
So let me be very clear: there was a massive rash of bomb threats at universities nationwide this week.

ELEVEN of them specifically called out the university or college libraries.
thefinestmuffins.bsky.social
I'm in the middle of my curly hair routine. Can the rest of #Reds country please wear rally caps on my behalf?

(Or maybe this throwback art will do the trick.)
A baseball fan with brown skin and brown curly hair wears a sideways baseball cap (a rally cap!) while looking nervous. The background is a blue square and a red square.
thefinestmuffins.bsky.social
Aww, how can you boo Matty. He's like America's little brother.
thefinestmuffins.bsky.social
No. They are not. That is my official prediction. 👍
thefinestmuffins.bsky.social
Ooh, we had these books! And the Carole King songs of two of them!
thefinestmuffins.bsky.social
Awww, I bet Dusty is watching this game.