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Possibly Wisconsin's Premier Leftist Nerdcore Skate/Pop Punk Band?

Probably Wisconsin's Only Leftist Nerdcore Skate/Pop Punk Band.

We'll add more adjectives if needed.
I don't know Bernie, anyone? Literally anyone else? A sack of potatoes, 3 kids on each other's shoulders in a trench coat, a hamster, the ghost of Harry Reid, the corpse of Harry Reid would also be acceptable.
November 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
🎶 Despite the fact I slouch I still put my dick in a couch 🎶
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Live look at Chuck Schumer...
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 PM
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Shakira law? Sign me up 🤣
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I've been posting politics across different platforms all morning but can we take a moment to appreciate that the Bulls are 5-0!
November 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
America first! Amirite?
October 31, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Oshkosh, WI!!! Saturday October 11th @ The Oshkosh Arena we are Teaming up with Appleton based label Inner City Sound for the Mission we hear you benefit concert. Money raised will go toward getting cold weather gear for the unhoused. GET TICKETS TODAY!!!!!!

www.ticketmaster.com/mission-we-h...
September 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I've also heard there is a link between Lucky Charms and Leprechaunitis so stay vigilant my friends!
September 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Have we?!?!
September 21, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Happy Birthday to our fearless Leader, Nick! He's reached the age where is has more years than hair!
September 5, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Ballsack with eyes definitely needs to be a new song...
August 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Thank you to @katmabu.bsky.social and her team for the amazing time last night at Punks for Progress. So much righteous anger paired with so much love and community. I hope we get to do it again. Kat is the fighter we need in Congress. Not a polished politician but a REAL PERSON. Post mosh pit pic!
August 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Truth is we've never been more excited for a show EVER. Come hang out with us, @rudeechoes.bsky.social and @malortandsavioril.bsky.social Thursday night at @gmantavern.com in support of @katmabu.bsky.social's run for congress. We'll even have a special guest with us!!
#Chicago #Punk #Politics
August 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Saturday! Portage, WI!!! @ Studio 301
August 22, 2025 at 1:05 AM
August 7, 2025 at 3:24 AM
🎶 Where the fuck is my pizza? Where the fuck is my pizza? 🎶

Oh...Chris took it.
August 4, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Friday we'll be in Appleton, WI for Acre of Tunes during the Mile Of Music music festival. Come hang out! It's free!!!!!
July 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
🚨 HOMETOWN SHOW ALERT 🚨
SATURDAY JULY 26TH at THE PORT! Our good friends in Castle Black make their annual trip to Kenosha! It's our only hometown show this year! Come hang out with us! Moon Rebels and Conan Neutron & the Secret Friends round out a can't miss line up! Let's Fucking Go, Kenosha!
July 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
4 more days!!! Come get crazy with us Green Bay!
July 8, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Saturday, July 12th We'll be in Green Bay at Frets & Friends with our BFFs and 2024 WAMI Punk Artist of the Year Radio for Pets!
July 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We're at the @xrayarcade.bsky.social This Thursday July 3rd. Come start your 4th of July Festivities off right by listening to some good old fashion anti-government Punk Rock! And also stupid songs about Ham and Pizza and a bunch other things Weird Al already has songs about!
June 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Nick looks like a Cartoon villain here but at least he got to help chase off an old man who was saying vile sexist/misogynistic shit to the comedian who was performing in-between bands. Expect nothing less in rural Wisconsin. Still closed that bitch with "Racists Are Assholes"
June 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Bwahahahaha!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣
June 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Listener spike on the day of the protests. Gotta love it!
June 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM