Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
@theflyinggoose1.bsky.social
Hi I’m goose aka Alice Lastname aka mattlover69 aka Gilbert aka the goat. He/Him.
If you like ai or any of that weird stuff leave this house and never return and that’s on verb.
If you like ai or any of that weird stuff leave this house and never return and that’s on verb.
Pinned
Hi I’m goose I like daft punk and yaoi and freaky ahh bluds vampires
Ash should look outside.
February 13, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Ash should look outside.
Alexa please h need helpp Aughh Alexa show YouTube’s videos for removing cylinder out of a hole please
Alexa: ok, showing videos of snowcone making machine compilations try not to get satisfied 4k asmr full two hour compilation
February 13, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Alexa please h need helpp Aughh Alexa show YouTube’s videos for removing cylinder out of a hole please
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
Alexa: that sounds like a tight situation. I recommend dialing 911 emergency services to help guide you on how to guide the cucumber out of your anus. Would you like me to show videos on how to get them out?
Alexa, I have a cucumbers stuck in my anus. could you advise?
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Alexa: that sounds like a tight situation. I recommend dialing 911 emergency services to help guide you on how to guide the cucumber out of your anus. Would you like me to show videos on how to get them out?
Alexa, I have a cucumbers stuck in my anus. could you advise?
February 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Alexa, I have a cucumbers stuck in my anus. could you advise?
Getting a job so I can commission Old man T4T vampire gangrel Nosferatu blood frotting
February 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Getting a job so I can commission Old man T4T vampire gangrel Nosferatu blood frotting
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
Shorter shitpost this time so I used this as an opportunity to screw around more
Audio by charborg
#LookOutside
Audio by charborg
#LookOutside
February 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Shorter shitpost this time so I used this as an opportunity to screw around more
Audio by charborg
#LookOutside
Audio by charborg
#LookOutside
in this world you’re either a freakdawg or freakunc #hardtruths #imjustbeingrealwithya
February 10, 2026 at 10:14 PM
in this world you’re either a freakdawg or freakunc #hardtruths #imjustbeingrealwithya
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
February 9, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
Lowkenuinely
You're not even from the big Wigglesburg and Poop Berg is more north I'm from Poop WORLD and in Poop World whatever happens there stays there
I’m from wiggelsberg poop berg
February 8, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Lowkenuinely
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
Boy really thinks he's in Poop World but he doesn't even have a sprinkle of shit
February 8, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Boy really thinks he's in Poop World but he doesn't even have a sprinkle of shit
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
How I'm spending tomorrow morning..
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
How I'm spending tomorrow morning..
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
You're not even from Wigglesburg so don't start with me it's just so infuriating you know??? I don't even usually think like that but bliggle biggle fringding. It's just blaboyboy spunkledunk. Absolute blippydippydinkdink.
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
You're not even from Wigglesburg so don't start with me it's just so infuriating you know??? I don't even usually think like that but bliggle biggle fringding. It's just blaboyboy spunkledunk. Absolute blippydippydinkdink.
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
Aroridurorruroeeueoeeufufgghhhh I can't even fart this I can't even fart this like what's the point of slopping the gloink up if the sproingding on the beat, literally I'm going home and then it's just like "Blobo!!" Okay? 1/2
February 7, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Aroridurorruroeeueoeeufufgghhhh I can't even fart this I can't even fart this like what's the point of slopping the gloink up if the sproingding on the beat, literally I'm going home and then it's just like "Blobo!!" Okay? 1/2
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
Alexa what is the best sausage to have
Alexa: looking up "beast sausage in ass"
Alexa that's not what I wanted to see I want to see the best sausage Im hungry
Alexa: ok, searching up "I want to see the beast sausage I'm hungry".
NO ALEXA THE BEST SAUSAGE
Alexa: ok, searching up breast massa
Alexa: looking up "beast sausage in ass"
Alexa that's not what I wanted to see I want to see the best sausage Im hungry
Alexa: ok, searching up "I want to see the beast sausage I'm hungry".
NO ALEXA THE BEST SAUSAGE
Alexa: ok, searching up breast massa
February 4, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Alexa what is the best sausage to have
Alexa: looking up "beast sausage in ass"
Alexa that's not what I wanted to see I want to see the best sausage Im hungry
Alexa: ok, searching up "I want to see the beast sausage I'm hungry".
NO ALEXA THE BEST SAUSAGE
Alexa: ok, searching up breast massa
Alexa: looking up "beast sausage in ass"
Alexa that's not what I wanted to see I want to see the best sausage Im hungry
Alexa: ok, searching up "I want to see the beast sausage I'm hungry".
NO ALEXA THE BEST SAUSAGE
Alexa: ok, searching up breast massa
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
I wonder if someone has made home owner look like this as is tradition among fandoms to always have certain groups of artists draw a character so surprisingly inaccurate/j
February 4, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I wonder if someone has made home owner look like this as is tradition among fandoms to always have certain groups of artists draw a character so surprisingly inaccurate/j
KYAAAA OMG BRAH >_< THATS MY FAV SONG IT WAS IN THE TOP 5 OF MY WRAP hehhehehehehe ^w^
I'm busy listening to important music
February 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
KYAAAA OMG BRAH >_< THATS MY FAV SONG IT WAS IN THE TOP 5 OF MY WRAP hehhehehehehe ^w^
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
Alexa: ok, looking up milking farms for humans and charging it on your card to visit
February 3, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Alexa: ok, looking up milking farms for humans and charging it on your card to visit
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
Alexa: ok, searching up fiery flame metal cool design dog tags for pets cool awesome swag amazon
February 3, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Alexa: ok, searching up fiery flame metal cool design dog tags for pets cool awesome swag amazon
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
Alexa: ok, searching up kitchen peeing incident filters on rule34
Woah that is wild I think I see me there woah Alexa search up kindred peeing blood thanks
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Alexa: ok, searching up kitchen peeing incident filters on rule34
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
Sorry guys about that previous post I clicked a virus link
February 3, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Sorry guys about that previous post I clicked a virus link
Reposted by Alice “goosebert” Lastname world of horror movie video game pho
Alexa where do you go when you're shy but you want to watch people but you don't want to like stalk them you just want to watch people like birds
Alexa: ok, searching up voyeurism videos
ALEXA NO I DONT WANT THAT I WANT TO WATCH PEOPLE SOCIALIZE
Alexa: ok, searching up multiple sex cam chat
AL
Alexa: ok, searching up voyeurism videos
ALEXA NO I DONT WANT THAT I WANT TO WATCH PEOPLE SOCIALIZE
Alexa: ok, searching up multiple sex cam chat
AL
February 3, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Alexa where do you go when you're shy but you want to watch people but you don't want to like stalk them you just want to watch people like birds
Alexa: ok, searching up voyeurism videos
ALEXA NO I DONT WANT THAT I WANT TO WATCH PEOPLE SOCIALIZE
Alexa: ok, searching up multiple sex cam chat
AL
Alexa: ok, searching up voyeurism videos
ALEXA NO I DONT WANT THAT I WANT TO WATCH PEOPLE SOCIALIZE
Alexa: ok, searching up multiple sex cam chat
AL