THE FUCKING BIBLE
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Bible verses with added fucks. "The sacred and the profane". Not affiliated with God.
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By @bagpuss.org
And when he had fucking declared all these things unto them, he sent them to Joppa.
-- Acts 10:8
-- Acts 10:8
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
And when he had fucking declared all these things unto them, he sent them to Joppa.
-- Acts 10:8
-- Acts 10:8
And some of them said, Could not this man, which opened the eyes of the fucking blind, have caused that even this man should not have died?
-- John 11:37
-- John 11:37
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
And some of them said, Could not this man, which opened the eyes of the fucking blind, have caused that even this man should not have died?
-- John 11:37
-- John 11:37
Behold, a fucking virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.
-- Matthew 1:23
-- Matthew 1:23
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Behold, a fucking virgin shall be with child, and shall bring forth a son, and they shall call his name Emmanuel, which being interpreted is, God with us.
-- Matthew 1:23
-- Matthew 1:23
Remember that Jesus Christ of the seed of David was raised from the fucking dead according to my gospel
-- 2 Timothy 2:8
-- 2 Timothy 2:8
November 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Remember that Jesus Christ of the seed of David was raised from the fucking dead according to my gospel
-- 2 Timothy 2:8
-- 2 Timothy 2:8
And it fucking came to pass, when the time was come that he should be received up, he steadfastly set his face to go to Jerusalem
-- Luke 9:51
-- Luke 9:51
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
And it fucking came to pass, when the time was come that he should be received up, he steadfastly set his face to go to Jerusalem
-- Luke 9:51
-- Luke 9:51
By fucking faith the harlot Rahab perished not with them that believed not, when she had received the spies with peace.
-- Hebrews 11:31
-- Hebrews 11:31
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
By fucking faith the harlot Rahab perished not with them that believed not, when she had received the spies with peace.
-- Hebrews 11:31
-- Hebrews 11:31
For as the body without the spirit is fucking dead, so faith without works is dead also.
-- James 2:26
-- James 2:26
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
For as the body without the spirit is fucking dead, so faith without works is dead also.
-- James 2:26
-- James 2:26
And beginning at fucking Moses and all the prophets, he expounded unto them in all the scriptures the things concerning himself.
-- Luke 24:27
-- Luke 24:27
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
And beginning at fucking Moses and all the prophets, he expounded unto them in all the scriptures the things concerning himself.
-- Luke 24:27
-- Luke 24:27
And now when the even was come, because it was the preparation, that is, the day before the fucking sabbath
-- Mark 15:42
-- Mark 15:42
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
And now when the even was come, because it was the preparation, that is, the day before the fucking sabbath
-- Mark 15:42
-- Mark 15:42
The thieves also, which were crucified with him, cast the same in his fucking teeth.
-- Matthew 27:44
-- Matthew 27:44
November 9, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The thieves also, which were crucified with him, cast the same in his fucking teeth.
-- Matthew 27:44
-- Matthew 27:44
Opening and alleging, that Christ must needs have suffered, and risen again from the fucking dead; and that this Jesus, whom I preach unto you, is Christ.
-- Acts 17:3
-- Acts 17:3
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Opening and alleging, that Christ must needs have suffered, and risen again from the fucking dead; and that this Jesus, whom I preach unto you, is Christ.
-- Acts 17:3
-- Acts 17:3
That ye might walk fucking worthy of the Lord unto all pleasing, being fruitful in every good work, and increasing in the knowledge of God
-- Colossians 1:10
-- Colossians 1:10
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
That ye might walk fucking worthy of the Lord unto all pleasing, being fruitful in every good work, and increasing in the knowledge of God
-- Colossians 1:10
-- Colossians 1:10
While they fucking promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption: for of whom a man is overcome, of the same is he brought in bondage.
-- 2 Peter 2:19
-- 2 Peter 2:19
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
While they fucking promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption: for of whom a man is overcome, of the same is he brought in bondage.
-- 2 Peter 2:19
-- 2 Peter 2:19
As soon as she fucking heard that, she arose quickly, and came unto him.
-- John 11:29
-- John 11:29
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 AM
As soon as she fucking heard that, she arose quickly, and came unto him.
-- John 11:29
-- John 11:29
Now the end of the commandment is charity out of a fucking pure heart, and of a good conscience, and of faith unfeigned
-- 1 Timothy 1:5
-- 1 Timothy 1:5
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Now the end of the commandment is charity out of a fucking pure heart, and of a good conscience, and of faith unfeigned
-- 1 Timothy 1:5
-- 1 Timothy 1:5
And the fucking third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.
-- Revelation 8:9
-- Revelation 8:9
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
And the fucking third part of the creatures which were in the sea, and had life, died; and the third part of the ships were destroyed.
-- Revelation 8:9
-- Revelation 8:9
And though I bestow all my goods to feed the fucking poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing.
-- 1 Corinthians 13:3
-- 1 Corinthians 13:3
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 PM
And though I bestow all my goods to feed the fucking poor, and though I give my body to be burned, and have not charity, it profiteth me nothing.
-- 1 Corinthians 13:3
-- 1 Corinthians 13:3
But a certain fucking maid beheld him as he sat by the fire, and earnestly looked upon him, and said, This man was also with him.
-- Luke 22:56
-- Luke 22:56
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
But a certain fucking maid beheld him as he sat by the fire, and earnestly looked upon him, and said, This man was also with him.
-- Luke 22:56
-- Luke 22:56
Therefore also said the fucking wisdom of God, I will send them prophets and apostles, and some of them they shall slay and persecute
-- Luke 11:49
-- Luke 11:49
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Therefore also said the fucking wisdom of God, I will send them prophets and apostles, and some of them they shall slay and persecute
-- Luke 11:49
-- Luke 11:49
Have all the fucking gifts of healing? do all speak with tongues? do all interpret?
-- 1 Corinthians 12:30
-- 1 Corinthians 12:30
November 7, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Have all the fucking gifts of healing? do all speak with tongues? do all interpret?
-- 1 Corinthians 12:30
-- 1 Corinthians 12:30
And he said unto them, This is my fucking blood of the new testament, which is shed for many.
-- Mark 14:24
-- Mark 14:24
November 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
And he said unto them, This is my fucking blood of the new testament, which is shed for many.
-- Mark 14:24
-- Mark 14:24
And John bare record, saying, I saw the fucking Spirit descending from heaven like a dove, and it abode upon him.
-- John 1:32
-- John 1:32
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
And John bare record, saying, I saw the fucking Spirit descending from heaven like a dove, and it abode upon him.
-- John 1:32
-- John 1:32
If fucking ye have heard of the dispensation of the grace of God which is given me to you-ward
-- Ephesians 3:2
-- Ephesians 3:2
November 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If fucking ye have heard of the dispensation of the grace of God which is given me to you-ward
-- Ephesians 3:2
-- Ephesians 3:2
Who have for my life laid down their own fucking necks: unto whom not only I give thanks, but also all the churches of the Gentiles.
-- Romans 16:4
-- Romans 16:4
November 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Who have for my life laid down their own fucking necks: unto whom not only I give thanks, but also all the churches of the Gentiles.
-- Romans 16:4
-- Romans 16:4
Be not deceived: evil fucking communications corrupt good manners.
-- 1 Corinthians 15:33
-- 1 Corinthians 15:33
November 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Be not deceived: evil fucking communications corrupt good manners.
-- 1 Corinthians 15:33
-- 1 Corinthians 15:33