𝓙𝓸𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓷 𝓜𝓾𝓭𝓭𝓵𝓮𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 & 𝓑𝓸𝓸
@thefunkiestphantom.bsky.social
Mun is 18 | NO LEWD | DMS OPEN!!!
"Not a problem! Not a problem at all!"
February 18, 2026 at 2:44 AM
"Not a problem! Not a problem at all!"
"Oh, I'd absolutely do it. Anything for a friend! And to put that guy in his place."
February 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
"Oh, I'd absolutely do it. Anything for a friend! And to put that guy in his place."
"How about I spook him into treating you kindly? Does that sound good?"
February 18, 2026 at 2:08 AM
"How about I spook him into treating you kindly? Does that sound good?"
"Sheesh. I knew a few people like that back in my day."
February 18, 2026 at 1:51 AM
"Sheesh. I knew a few people like that back in my day."
Jonathan floats off the ground and follows him.
"Has your boss always been like that?"
"Has your boss always been like that?"
February 18, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Jonathan floats off the ground and follows him.
"Has your boss always been like that?"
"Has your boss always been like that?"
Jonathan sticks his head through a wall. He pulls his head back in.
"Looks like it!"
"Looks like it!"
February 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Jonathan sticks his head through a wall. He pulls his head back in.
"Looks like it!"
"Looks like it!"
"Of course he can! He's a smart cat!"
Boo turns semi-transparent and floats over to Jonathan. He sits down on top of his head.
Boo turns semi-transparent and floats over to Jonathan. He sits down on top of his head.
February 18, 2026 at 1:31 AM
"Of course he can! He's a smart cat!"
Boo turns semi-transparent and floats over to Jonathan. He sits down on top of his head.
Boo turns semi-transparent and floats over to Jonathan. He sits down on top of his head.
He becomes semi-transparent.
"Try it now."
"Try it now."
February 18, 2026 at 1:26 AM
He becomes semi-transparent.
"Try it now."
"Try it now."
"Lead us to him! I wanna give him a piece of my mind!"
February 18, 2026 at 1:22 AM
"Lead us to him! I wanna give him a piece of my mind!"
"Hmph! Sounds like a rude sir and or madam to me! Me and Boo should give them a talking to of our own!"
February 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
"Hmph! Sounds like a rude sir and or madam to me! Me and Boo should give them a talking to of our own!"
"Got a talking to, I assume?"
February 18, 2026 at 1:10 AM
"Got a talking to, I assume?"
"Is everything okay? Do you need some help?"
February 18, 2026 at 1:03 AM
"Is everything okay? Do you need some help?"
Jonathan and Boo remain completely silent.
February 18, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Jonathan and Boo remain completely silent.
"Oh. Your thingy is ringing."
February 18, 2026 at 12:50 AM
"Oh. Your thingy is ringing."
"We're glad we got to meet you, too. Don't give Boo too much attention. He might never want to leave you."
He chuckles some more.
He chuckles some more.
February 18, 2026 at 12:42 AM
"We're glad we got to meet you, too. Don't give Boo too much attention. He might never want to leave you."
He chuckles some more.
He chuckles some more.
"Well, I think I'll call you Ace. How about you, Boo?"
"Meow."
"You'll do the same. Gotcha."
"Meow."
"You'll do the same. Gotcha."
February 18, 2026 at 12:38 AM
"Well, I think I'll call you Ace. How about you, Boo?"
"Meow."
"You'll do the same. Gotcha."
"Meow."
"You'll do the same. Gotcha."
"You're lovely yourself."
Boo purrs softly.
"Do you want me to still call you Ashley?"
Boo purrs softly.
"Do you want me to still call you Ashley?"
February 18, 2026 at 12:27 AM
"You're lovely yourself."
Boo purrs softly.
"Do you want me to still call you Ashley?"
Boo purrs softly.
"Do you want me to still call you Ashley?"
The Phantom pats his shoulder.
"It's alright. You don't gotta hide anything from me. I'm a nice guy. Well, I try to be."
He chuckles.
"And besides, Boo seems to have taken a liking to you."
"It's alright. You don't gotta hide anything from me. I'm a nice guy. Well, I try to be."
He chuckles.
"And besides, Boo seems to have taken a liking to you."
February 18, 2026 at 12:21 AM
The Phantom pats his shoulder.
"It's alright. You don't gotta hide anything from me. I'm a nice guy. Well, I try to be."
He chuckles.
"And besides, Boo seems to have taken a liking to you."
"It's alright. You don't gotta hide anything from me. I'm a nice guy. Well, I try to be."
He chuckles.
"And besides, Boo seems to have taken a liking to you."
"Is that your real name?"
February 18, 2026 at 12:12 AM
"Is that your real name?"
"Meow!"
February 18, 2026 at 12:09 AM
"Meow!"
"You sound nervous. Are you alright?"
February 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
"You sound nervous. Are you alright?"
"Well, that's good! I-...We allied with America? Who is we?"
February 17, 2026 at 11:57 PM
"Well, that's good! I-...We allied with America? Who is we?"