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The chilly home with frosty trees and frozen flowers and birds frantically chirping as they fly to somewhere warm and basket weavers frantically twirling their frostbitten thumbs and toes

La Casa Siesta / The Church of The Afternoon Nap founder/member
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La Casa Siesta / The Church of the Afternoon Nap
basic beliefs

1. Take a nap every day if you can

2. Religion is a belief, not a fact.

3. Religions should be taxed like any other business.
Mothercheneying refs

Does Edmonton need to commit three penalties before the refs call one?

And of course Montreal needs to commit one half of a penalty before *they* get called for one

REFS

YOU

SUCK
December 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The Habs will be taking the ice in the Bell Centre in a little over a half an hour from now against the Edmonton Oilers

This is the second and final meeting between these two teams this season. Edmonton won the first one 6 - 5 at the end of October

GO HABS GO
a blue and purple background with the word go on it
ALT: a blue and purple background with the word go on it
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
You spelled Republicunts wrong, arseholes

It's 'How the REPUBLICUNTS stole healthcare'

Fixed it for ya
December 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Watching the first couple of minutes of this video I couldn't help but think about how much human resources would be wasted on security if the milkman delivered to homes and apartments today and how the porch pirate fail videos would look

pasteurization stuff is at 6.30 or so

we should tell rfk jr
Pasteurization of milk means 'slightly heating it'.

It's nothing scary or mysterious or transformative. It's not even cooking or boiling it.

Here's a film from 1937 on how nearly a century ago grownups understood you needed to make milk safe, esp for children.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6cG...
" MILK PARADE " 1937 DAIRY INDUSTRY DELIVERY OF PASTEURIZED MILK FROM COW TO MILKMAN GG23775
YouTube video by PeriscopeFilm
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Xmas Mega Mixx playlist 2025

I knew this song was going in to this year's xmas mega mixx as soon as I heard it on @radiox.co.uk

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD92...
The Wombats - Moving To New York [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Roadrunner Records
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
ghosts of xmas past playlist

The Wombats - Is this Chtistmas?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqQV...
The Wombats - Is This Christmas? (Original Version)
YouTube video by ilikech0c0latemilk
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Well it's as cold as a referee's heart up here in the Great White North

And the Habs are scheduled to take the ice in Madison Square Gardens in under an hour

unless there's an accident just before the game and half the team gets caught on the freeway*
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Well I sure don't like the current season of The Apprentice pResident
December 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Hey Google, can you tell me how Taco McTaterNutz cratered the american tourist industry just before Christmas 2025?

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Tourists to US would have to reveal five years of social media activity under new Trump plan
Plan would apply to countries not currently required to get visas to the US, including Britain and France
www.theguardian.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:50 AM
ghosts of xmas past playlist

Weird Al Yankovic / Jimmy Fallon - New Years Eve Polka (5-4-3-2-1)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXQt...
Jimmy Fallon - New Years Eve Polka (5-4-3-2-1) (with Weird Al & The Roots) (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Jimmy Fallon
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Hokey smokes

I have no clue how to find half of this data

It is lost in the mists of time

Guess I don't need to go the US again
It's not just social media. Looks like visitors to the US from Europe and other countries that are part of the visa waiver program will have to submit an enormous amount of data about themselves and their families, including DNA, if proposed new rules are accepted
December 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Shot : chaser
December 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
MANY GREAT LEGAL SCHOLARS AGREE THAT MANGO MUSSOLINI IS A TRAITOR AND THAT HE GIVES THE MILITARY, THE CONGRESS, AND STATE LEGISLATURES ILLEGAL ORDERS, AND, AS PRESIDENT, HE SHOULD BE IMPEACHED AND IMPRISONED FOR HIS CRIMES, CRIMES OF SERIOUS PROPORTIONS!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
December 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Shero
December 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Spot on, Mr. Rather. 🎯 💯
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You have my word that not one second of that horrid Star Wars Christmas special will ever sully one of the Xmas Mega Mixxes
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
ghosts of xmas past playlist

Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)

This Christmas, I'll burn it to the ground!
This Christmas, Santa's skipping town!
This Christmas, everything will change, when they see the flames this Christmas day!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Scg...
Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
YouTube video by Fearless Records
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
ghosts of xmas past playlist

Klark Kent (aka Stewart Copeland of the Police) - Yo Ho Ho

www.youtube.com/watch?v=myWh...
Klark Kent(Stewart Copeland) "Yo Ho Ho"
YouTube video by NotOrdinaryInGames
www.youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Stuck for a festive gift suggestion for the music-loving person in your life? Need a bit of inspo for this year's Secret Santa? Radio X has a selection of the most unusual and delightful band merch…
Christmas gift ideas for Indie music lovers
buff.ly
December 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Hey, quick question:

If Taco McTaterNutz can withhold legally mandated funding to a state, can that state then refuse to send any legally mandated funding back to the federal government?

Mango Mussolini has threatened to withhold funds mandated to be sent to Indiana. Indiana has a $6B surplus.
December 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Unites States of America must take care of the corrupt demented psychopathic narcissist illegally installed into the White House last year. It is a TRUE Threat to the well being of the people of the US!
December 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM