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@thegatewaytoanewworld.com
This is my account for testing bluesky stuff (IE the Migrate too)
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Getting older is lame 😔
November 15, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I Lost my main bank card (in July), I knew it was somewhere safe, so wasn't bothered.
Just found it in my drone bag with my spare camera batteries, which I have spent all day looking for.
it makes perfect sense it was there, but damn it...
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Managed to make two fantastic cups of tea in a row.
The kind that makes you go mmhmm
Something something British win.
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I'd love to know what some of these people are smoking.
An experienced IT + Web dev role and they are offering minimum wage.
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I think using add blockers everywhere I can has messed up my add profile on devices I can't be arsed to get one working on.
Been looking for some nice wool hiking socks and I'm getting ads for lady's thigh high socks.
I mean they're nice, but I don't think I'd pull em off....
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
This math does not math
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Somehow managed to buttdial some retweets lol
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I used the Snapchat look like a lady thing a couple of years ago when it was trending
Randomly over the last 3/4 weeks, snaps been sending me multiple notifications a day reminding me about it.
One day I had like 5...

It's not even that great of a picture lol
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Badly made Safeguarding software is awful.

Sends an email alert for "Create a bullet" (point)
as it saw "eat a bullet"

but still does not flag when a kid searches for adult content.

That being said, that's what happen when you sell a dumb keylogger as a safety software
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I don't know why someone would set off fireworks on a random September evening.
But even more so, why only 4.

At least the kitty's didn't seem bothered
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Of course I'd get the after summer break cold the week after the hard work is done...
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Cats in a nutshell

Me: moves my leg slightly
Tank: runs away

Also Tank: lying on my back awkwardly
Me: trying to sleep and get some air under my sheets so I'm not getting cooked by a cat. Ergo doing gymnastics to try not disturb the fluffy heat ball
Tank: I'm not moving
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
The weirdness continues.
An Email from them https://twitter.com/MACH2Simulation/status/1837466099710910768
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Spent two hours so far trying to order something for click and collect.
Disabled adblocker, used incog, car, paypal, different browser, mobile data etc and it keeps just failing to get past "pay now" with a red error box but no actual error.
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
The IT Director at work used the term "Squirt it into the cloud" today...
I Heard it so you have to as well
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Hail was not on my September bingo card

Did not appreciate getting pelted by it walking to the car
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Me: Why have i not got an email about that webinar i was going to join

***Checks email***

18th

I Need a holiday
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
can't remember who i was talking to, but was talking about how the time being wrong can bugger internet up on computers.
My NAS hasn't been able to connect to the internet for a while, not had a reason to try to fix

Had some time tonight to play

the clock was 5 minutes out...
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
got a fantastic storm RN
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
the owl consumes all
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Got rickrolled by my tv….
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Was wondering why I was so exhausted.
Had about 10% of my yearly tickets this week.
Gotta be at least 100 if you include getting grabbed in the corridor.

Closed 70 ISH
November 15, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Forgot I had Hyper-V Setup to autostart some VMs.
That explains what was using 30GB Of ram for the last few weeks
November 15, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Accidentally ripped a plug socket off the wall today
No idea how it didn't trip the fuse though
November 15, 2024 at 7:12 PM
We use a bit of software at work called Salamander.
Just asked someone "has your salamander run" and was trying to think of a joke to follow it up with
November 15, 2024 at 7:12 PM