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Our time is on loan only ours to borrow. What I can't be today I can be tomorrow.
I would argue with you, but like saying goes:

Arguing with you is like playing chess with a pigeon.
He just knocks all the pieces over.
Then shits all over the board.
Then struts around like it won.
January 29, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Too skinny.
January 18, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Reminds me of an employer who donated a sizable amount of money to catholic church in the hopes wipe away his past, present and future sins thus feeling good about treating everyone like something he stepped in at the park.
January 15, 2026 at 10:41 PM
The outcome of the DoJ investigation will be that Good is a terrorist and her entire extended family will be rounded up and deported after they pay Donald Trump personally $1 million dollars.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

/sarcasmoff
January 14, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The reason the navies of the world no longer have battleships is because the aircraft carrier makes the moot. So effectively Cheetolini wants something useless in the modern age - Like him.
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I thought people would be more offended calling it the CUNT-Kennedy Center. Oh well.
December 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Man boobs or Man Boob?
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Separated at birth
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I say that is OK so long as the Democrats are allowed to have offices in Texas high schools as well.
December 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Trump Administration claim it is proof walls work to hold back the tide of immigr... Err, never mind.
December 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Translation - I fookin' scared about the EPSTEIN files.
I am killing the economy.
I have another grift for you.
I'm bald and it's a bad combover.
My penis is tiny.
Chewbacca was a Wookie.
Nothing to see here.
December 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Hey MAGAots! Tired of winning yet?
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
He will announce the specifics at the same time as his healthcare plan. 2 - 4 weeks tops.
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Takes a while to doctor those MRI results.
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM
This is a classic case FAFO.
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
So, she fits right in with the Trump ethos.
November 28, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"Most Americans who voted for Trump did not understand he would do this." - Ignorance is no defense. If you failed to do your research and instead voted for a fascist because of self-interest then you got what you deserve. Sorry, that is the truth.
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The UK became a disaster area after years of Tory rule. BREXIT killed the UK economy and of course, when things are bad blame brown people.
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
New name for Trump Republican - Cunt.
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A sock puppet isn't a scholar.
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM