Geoffrey
@thegeoffey.bsky.social
Hi, my name is Geoffrey and I'm a Pisces
I love computers and hot tamales 🎶 🎶
🐻🖖🏼 Just a big gay geek from Dallas, TX, He/Him.
Reader, Trekkie, leftie
Flattery will get you everywhere
Telegram, Discord, Snapchat: TheGeoffey
I love computers and hot tamales 🎶 🎶
🐻🖖🏼 Just a big gay geek from Dallas, TX, He/Him.
Reader, Trekkie, leftie
Flattery will get you everywhere
Telegram, Discord, Snapchat: TheGeoffey
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Geoffrey
@thegeoffey.bsky.social
· Jul 3
Time to update this list a bit ... Things I'll automatically block over:
*TERFs
* -ists in general
*Pinkwashing
*Explaining my own lived history to me
*Comparing indentured servitude or the Barbary Pirates to the Transatlantic Slave Trade
*Social media scolds
*TERFs
* -ists in general
*Pinkwashing
*Explaining my own lived history to me
*Comparing indentured servitude or the Barbary Pirates to the Transatlantic Slave Trade
*Social media scolds
Geoffrey's Rules of the Game
1. Don't be a Jerk
2. Breathe
3. Read a Book
4. Laugh Out Loud
Corollary: Make Someone Laugh
5. Go Outside and Play
6. Drink Your Juice, Shelby
7. Learn Something New
8. Share the Wealth
9. Still, Like Air, I'll Rise
10. This Too Shall Pass
1. Don't be a Jerk
2. Breathe
3. Read a Book
4. Laugh Out Loud
Corollary: Make Someone Laugh
5. Go Outside and Play
6. Drink Your Juice, Shelby
7. Learn Something New
8. Share the Wealth
9. Still, Like Air, I'll Rise
10. This Too Shall Pass
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
All I know is I'm probably getting drunk or laid as part of the rescue
All I know is I'm probably getting drunk or laid as part of the rescue
November 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
All I know is I'm probably getting drunk or laid as part of the rescue
All I know is I'm probably getting drunk or laid as part of the rescue
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Huh ... It was a pic of me lying in bed trying not to have resting bear face ... So smiling?
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Huh ... It was a pic of me lying in bed trying not to have resting bear face ... So smiling?
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Hm. I suppose this tracks. Oof.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Hm. I suppose this tracks. Oof.
November 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Huh ... It was a pic of me lying in bed trying not to have resting bear face ... So smiling?
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Huh ... It was a pic of me lying in bed trying not to have resting bear face ... So smiling?
What fun! Forgot all about this. Bad advice time:
For best results,always piss into the wind
For best results,always piss into the wind
Many of us are visiting relatives for Thanksgiving and each will be loaded down with horrible horrible advice. This year, we should pre-empt them by arming ourselves with bad advice for them first
So worst advice, GO
"Always give your clients and co-workers your personal phone number just in case"
So worst advice, GO
"Always give your clients and co-workers your personal phone number just in case"
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
What fun! Forgot all about this. Bad advice time:
For best results,always piss into the wind
For best results,always piss into the wind
Reposted by Geoffrey
Many of us are visiting relatives for Thanksgiving and each will be loaded down with horrible horrible advice. This year, we should pre-empt them by arming ourselves with bad advice for them first
So worst advice, GO
"Always give your clients and co-workers your personal phone number just in case"
So worst advice, GO
"Always give your clients and co-workers your personal phone number just in case"
November 21, 2024 at 2:34 PM
Many of us are visiting relatives for Thanksgiving and each will be loaded down with horrible horrible advice. This year, we should pre-empt them by arming ourselves with bad advice for them first
So worst advice, GO
"Always give your clients and co-workers your personal phone number just in case"
So worst advice, GO
"Always give your clients and co-workers your personal phone number just in case"
Dogs are only a small part of our life, but we are their whole life
That's why I take naps with Jada and let her stick her big dumb feet in my face while she sleeps
That's why I take naps with Jada and let her stick her big dumb feet in my face while she sleeps
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Dogs are only a small part of our life, but we are their whole life
That's why I take naps with Jada and let her stick her big dumb feet in my face while she sleeps
That's why I take naps with Jada and let her stick her big dumb feet in my face while she sleeps
So last week when I took my CRV into the dealership, they said the dripping goo just some splashup. It was still dripping goo
Today, it turns out it's a transmission fluid leak; I have a 2025 Accord loaner for the holiday now ... And the $$$ will be charged to not me
So overall, a win
Today, it turns out it's a transmission fluid leak; I have a 2025 Accord loaner for the holiday now ... And the $$$ will be charged to not me
So overall, a win
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
So last week when I took my CRV into the dealership, they said the dripping goo just some splashup. It was still dripping goo
Today, it turns out it's a transmission fluid leak; I have a 2025 Accord loaner for the holiday now ... And the $$$ will be charged to not me
So overall, a win
Today, it turns out it's a transmission fluid leak; I have a 2025 Accord loaner for the holiday now ... And the $$$ will be charged to not me
So overall, a win
Hegseth, who was never a scout, doesn't think like girls or minorities in scouts
Unrelated aside, my troop was predominantly black back when I was a kid
www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
Unrelated aside, my troop was predominantly black back when I was a kid
www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Hegseth, who was never a scout, doesn't think like girls or minorities in scouts
Unrelated aside, my troop was predominantly black back when I was a kid
www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
Unrelated aside, my troop was predominantly black back when I was a kid
www.npr.org/2025/11/25/n...
Oven pre-heated and I forgot to put the fries in it ....
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Oven pre-heated and I forgot to put the fries in it ....
I will never be able to hear Carol of the Bells without also hearing 'Ding Fries are Done!'
November 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I will never be able to hear Carol of the Bells without also hearing 'Ding Fries are Done!'
Reposted by Geoffrey
Starbucks @sbworkersunited.org baristas are standing up to corporate greed and Starbucks’ unfair labor practices and demanding the fair contract they deserve.
No contract? NO COFFEE!
No contract? NO COFFEE!
November 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Starbucks @sbworkersunited.org baristas are standing up to corporate greed and Starbucks’ unfair labor practices and demanding the fair contract they deserve.
No contract? NO COFFEE!
No contract? NO COFFEE!
I had forgotten I'd posted several individual pics of my murder dollies a couple years ago. My collection is much larger now, but this string is some fantastic stuff
I've mentioned that love creepy murder dolls and that they make me happy
This is my first murder dollie
He's a music box and dances when wound up
This is my first murder dollie
He's a music box and dances when wound up
November 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I had forgotten I'd posted several individual pics of my murder dollies a couple years ago. My collection is much larger now, but this string is some fantastic stuff
Never heard of Jesse Welles before, but he's not bad. looking at him on YouTube Music, he has several albums out this year - so he's cranking out music
Some of his other songs are 'United Health', 'Ozempic', 'Walmart', or 'No Kings'
has a very 60s folk protest vibe
youtu.be/61I4hlig78w?...
Some of his other songs are 'United Health', 'Ozempic', 'Walmart', or 'No Kings'
has a very 60s folk protest vibe
youtu.be/61I4hlig78w?...
"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Never heard of Jesse Welles before, but he's not bad. looking at him on YouTube Music, he has several albums out this year - so he's cranking out music
Some of his other songs are 'United Health', 'Ozempic', 'Walmart', or 'No Kings'
has a very 60s folk protest vibe
youtu.be/61I4hlig78w?...
Some of his other songs are 'United Health', 'Ozempic', 'Walmart', or 'No Kings'
has a very 60s folk protest vibe
youtu.be/61I4hlig78w?...
"Now you listen to me, Missy. The rest of Oz may have fallen for that 'Aren't I Good' routine, but I know better. You've wanted this from the beginning! And now you're getting what you wanted! So just smile and wave, and SHUT UP!".
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
"Now you listen to me, Missy. The rest of Oz may have fallen for that 'Aren't I Good' routine, but I know better. You've wanted this from the beginning! And now you're getting what you wanted! So just smile and wave, and SHUT UP!".
Guess what we're doing tonight
November 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Guess what we're doing tonight
July 13, 1985
I desperately wanted to go to Philadelphia but watched the entire thing with friends in our apartment in Dallas. It was the summer after my freshman year and my first living on my own. It was a hot mess and I loved it
I desperately wanted to go to Philadelphia but watched the entire thing with friends in our apartment in Dallas. It was the summer after my freshman year and my first living on my own. It was a hot mess and I loved it
Mick Jagger / Tina Turner - State Of Shock / It's Only Rock 'n' Roll (Live Aid 1985)
YouTube video by Live Aid
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
July 13, 1985
I desperately wanted to go to Philadelphia but watched the entire thing with friends in our apartment in Dallas. It was the summer after my freshman year and my first living on my own. It was a hot mess and I loved it
I desperately wanted to go to Philadelphia but watched the entire thing with friends in our apartment in Dallas. It was the summer after my freshman year and my first living on my own. It was a hot mess and I loved it
who wants to go get a drink?
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
who wants to go get a drink?
I think my Coffee is broken this morning
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I think my Coffee is broken this morning
I haven't looked at the stuff offered in the Explore screen in the Bsky app before tonight - I usually just use the search bar and ignore the rest
It's recommendations or something to feeds, people to follow,etc that appears to be random and in no way based on my existing feeds or people I follow
It's recommendations or something to feeds, people to follow,etc that appears to be random and in no way based on my existing feeds or people I follow
a woman in a pink dress with the words " that 's a choice " above her
ALT: a woman in a pink dress with the words " that 's a choice " above her
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I haven't looked at the stuff offered in the Explore screen in the Bsky app before tonight - I usually just use the search bar and ignore the rest
It's recommendations or something to feeds, people to follow,etc that appears to be random and in no way based on my existing feeds or people I follow
It's recommendations or something to feeds, people to follow,etc that appears to be random and in no way based on my existing feeds or people I follow
Elon: the only way to protect the economy (his personal part at least) is to not let the AI bubble burst
Elon Musk Warns ‘The Only Way to Get Us Out of the Debt Crisis’ and ‘Prevent America from Going Bankrupt is AI and Robotics’
Elon Musk argues that America’s mounting national debt is unsustainable under current political constraints and asserts that only rapid economic growth driven by AI and robotics can avert fiscal crisi...
finance.yahoo.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Elon: the only way to protect the economy (his personal part at least) is to not let the AI bubble burst
In the end, they went with no glasses and a lens angle that cut off my chin and rounded my skull into a globe
I look like I'm sad that I'm holding my breath
Oh well, I'll only have to use it until I'm 80 or so ...
I look like I'm sad that I'm holding my breath
Oh well, I'll only have to use it until I'm 80 or so ...
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
In the end, they went with no glasses and a lens angle that cut off my chin and rounded my skull into a globe
I look like I'm sad that I'm holding my breath
Oh well, I'll only have to use it until I'm 80 or so ...
I look like I'm sad that I'm holding my breath
Oh well, I'll only have to use it until I'm 80 or so ...
Have to go to the DMV today. How's my practice driver's license picture?
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Have to go to the DMV today. How's my practice driver's license picture?
Reposted by Geoffrey
Men of a certain age thread. 40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
I turn 60 on March 1, so in the spirit of over sharing, here are pics of me from the 41, 50 and this month
I turn 60 on March 1, so in the spirit of over sharing, here are pics of me from the 41, 50 and this month
November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Men of a certain age thread. 40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
I turn 60 on March 1, so in the spirit of over sharing, here are pics of me from the 41, 50 and this month
I turn 60 on March 1, so in the spirit of over sharing, here are pics of me from the 41, 50 and this month