Lord Banquo, Thane of Lochaber
@theghostofbanquo.bsky.social
Murdered by Macbeth. O treachery! Fly, good Fleance, fly, fly, fly! Thou may'st revenge – O slave!
The world we live in: a war criminal nominates his arms dealer for the peace prize.
July 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The world we live in: a war criminal nominates his arms dealer for the peace prize.
British exceptionalism is still alive and well — it’s unfortunate British self-awareness isn’t.
June 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
British exceptionalism is still alive and well — it’s unfortunate British self-awareness isn’t.
Happy birthday to Russel Brand.
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Happy birthday to Russel Brand.
Elon Musk claims that the American Government will no longer save Matt Damon. This is expected to save 100s of millions of dollars in the future.
May 3, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Elon Musk claims that the American Government will no longer save Matt Damon. This is expected to save 100s of millions of dollars in the future.
Happy birthday to Ron Perlman. 95 years old today.
April 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Happy birthday to Ron Perlman. 95 years old today.
I’ll just post this here in case you need to explain Tariffs to to someone on the far right.
April 9, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I’ll just post this here in case you need to explain Tariffs to to someone on the far right.
I sometime’s wonder who job it is to welcome people to hell.
One name keeps coming up.
One name keeps coming up.
April 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I sometime’s wonder who job it is to welcome people to hell.
One name keeps coming up.
One name keeps coming up.
This is fine, it’s all fine.
April 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
This is fine, it’s all fine.
For the next 6 months the clock on my car will read right.
March 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
For the next 6 months the clock on my car will read right.
In a rally today, Trump announced that all foreign born teleprompter operators would be deported. He also went to say he had a tiny penis, has regular rough sex with JD Vance and Melania is shagging her yoga instructor.
March 30, 2025 at 9:20 AM
In a rally today, Trump announced that all foreign born teleprompter operators would be deported. He also went to say he had a tiny penis, has regular rough sex with JD Vance and Melania is shagging her yoga instructor.
Do you think Trump and Vance do each other’s makeup?
March 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Do you think Trump and Vance do each other’s makeup?
New details emerge about how the rebels got those 2nd Death Star plans.
March 28, 2025 at 8:00 AM
New details emerge about how the rebels got those 2nd Death Star plans.
How hasn’t added their HR manager by mistake to the office “guys only” chat group only to be shocked that she’s shocked by the discussion.
March 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
How hasn’t added their HR manager by mistake to the office “guys only” chat group only to be shocked that she’s shocked by the discussion.
Got to love Private Eye.
March 23, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Got to love Private Eye.
Heathrow management call in consultant to investigate fire and reopen airport.
March 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Heathrow management call in consultant to investigate fire and reopen airport.
Evidence emerging about the real reason Heathrow shut down.
March 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Evidence emerging about the real reason Heathrow shut down.
Happy birthday to Gary Oldman 594 years old today.
March 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Happy birthday to Gary Oldman 594 years old today.
So I reported this on Facebook and it’s still up. Facebook has become a cesspool.
March 18, 2025 at 3:46 PM
So I reported this on Facebook and it’s still up. Facebook has become a cesspool.
Armbands with a swastika on them was just a bit trio in the nose. So a red MAGA hat was a little more subtle.
I predict red MAGA arm bands by the end of the year.
I predict red MAGA arm bands by the end of the year.
March 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Armbands with a swastika on them was just a bit trio in the nose. So a red MAGA hat was a little more subtle.
I predict red MAGA arm bands by the end of the year.
I predict red MAGA arm bands by the end of the year.
I take it no one in America has read this?
March 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I take it no one in America has read this?
We now live in a world where some people think that doing your own research involves watching a guy on a video claiming to do his own research by watching a video.
My money is on the raccoons taking over once we are gone. The great apes have too much common sense.
My money is on the raccoons taking over once we are gone. The great apes have too much common sense.
March 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
We now live in a world where some people think that doing your own research involves watching a guy on a video claiming to do his own research by watching a video.
My money is on the raccoons taking over once we are gone. The great apes have too much common sense.
My money is on the raccoons taking over once we are gone. The great apes have too much common sense.
Saw a strange advertisement on the TV for “Fat Donnie’s Tesla Showroom” the other day.
It still didn’t make want to buy a car with panel gaps so big you can lose a child in them.
It still didn’t make want to buy a car with panel gaps so big you can lose a child in them.
March 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Saw a strange advertisement on the TV for “Fat Donnie’s Tesla Showroom” the other day.
It still didn’t make want to buy a car with panel gaps so big you can lose a child in them.
It still didn’t make want to buy a car with panel gaps so big you can lose a child in them.
Looking forward to seeing millions of MAGA Americans selling their pick up tucks and buying Tesla’s.
a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and the words `` patiently waiting '' written above him .
ALT: a little boy is sitting at a desk with his hand on his chin and the words `` patiently waiting '' written above him .
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March 12, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Looking forward to seeing millions of MAGA Americans selling their pick up tucks and buying Tesla’s.
I went for a Billy Bookcase but got one of these instead. It was a bugger to put together.
March 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I went for a Billy Bookcase but got one of these instead. It was a bugger to put together.
