Dan
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Most people aren't aware of the golden opportunity for corporate crossover there'd be if Clearblue had some chick taking one of their tests after trusting the Gorton's Fisherman when he said he'd wear a raincoat.
February 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Most people aren't aware of the golden opportunity for corporate crossover there'd be if Clearblue had some chick taking one of their tests after trusting the Gorton's Fisherman when he said he'd wear a raincoat.
December 8, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Writing a Christmas song must be an awkward gig because you think you're bringing joy to the world, but in reality your music is being used in the annual torture of retail workers
December 3, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Writing a Christmas song must be an awkward gig because you think you're bringing joy to the world, but in reality your music is being used in the annual torture of retail workers
Now this is a Hallmark movie I would watch
November 20, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Now this is a Hallmark movie I would watch
November 17, 2024 at 6:34 AM
November 17, 2024 at 6:31 AM
My Safety Emoji is 🍩
November 17, 2024 at 6:22 AM
My Safety Emoji is 🍩
Underneath all the sarcasm and dirty-minded tweets is a romantic
Every so often, he asks for a glass of water
Every so often, he asks for a glass of water
November 17, 2024 at 6:11 AM
Underneath all the sarcasm and dirty-minded tweets is a romantic
Every so often, he asks for a glass of water
Every so often, he asks for a glass of water
Proper Christmas tree disposal:
November 17, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Proper Christmas tree disposal:
When someone asks is the glass 1/2-full or empty, I don't consider an existential riddle
I wonder what animal wastes 1/2 a glass of juice?
I wonder what animal wastes 1/2 a glass of juice?
November 17, 2024 at 6:09 AM
When someone asks is the glass 1/2-full or empty, I don't consider an existential riddle
I wonder what animal wastes 1/2 a glass of juice?
I wonder what animal wastes 1/2 a glass of juice?
Despite what you may think, I have a poetic soul
(dirty limericks totally count as poems)
(dirty limericks totally count as poems)
November 17, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Despite what you may think, I have a poetic soul
(dirty limericks totally count as poems)
(dirty limericks totally count as poems)
Say what you will about Papa John, but he was the rare breed of business owner who brought the awkward "I have no business appearing in these commercials" vibe of local ads to national TV, and unlike his company, no one can ever take that away from him.
November 17, 2024 at 6:02 AM
Say what you will about Papa John, but he was the rare breed of business owner who brought the awkward "I have no business appearing in these commercials" vibe of local ads to national TV, and unlike his company, no one can ever take that away from him.
I wonder if anyone's told their spouse/significant other "if you love Christmas so much, why don't you marry it?"
November 17, 2024 at 5:51 AM
I wonder if anyone's told their spouse/significant other "if you love Christmas so much, why don't you marry it?"
Cucumbers are the caterpillars of vegetables, and pickle brine is the culinary cocoon that elevates them to their superior form.
November 17, 2024 at 5:38 AM
Cucumbers are the caterpillars of vegetables, and pickle brine is the culinary cocoon that elevates them to their superior form.
November 17, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Big Red commercials always made me want one of these:
November 17, 2024 at 5:26 AM
Big Red commercials always made me want one of these:
Be gracious and kind to retail workers during this time.
By now, most of them are one more bad cover of "Jingle Bells" away from snapping.
By now, most of them are one more bad cover of "Jingle Bells" away from snapping.
November 17, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Be gracious and kind to retail workers during this time.
By now, most of them are one more bad cover of "Jingle Bells" away from snapping.
By now, most of them are one more bad cover of "Jingle Bells" away from snapping.
UNPOPULAR FAN THEORY
"Carl Winslow" is Al Powell's witness protection pseudonym.
"Carl Winslow" is Al Powell's witness protection pseudonym.
November 17, 2024 at 5:23 AM
UNPOPULAR FAN THEORY
"Carl Winslow" is Al Powell's witness protection pseudonym.
"Carl Winslow" is Al Powell's witness protection pseudonym.
Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
Does Elon Musk only know one letter of the alphabet?
Does Elon Musk only know one letter of the alphabet?
November 17, 2024 at 5:21 AM
Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
Does Elon Musk only know one letter of the alphabet?
Does Elon Musk only know one letter of the alphabet?
Reposted by Dan
Reposted by Dan
if you elect four Speakers of the House you get to trade them in for one Speaker of the Hotel
October 26, 2023 at 9:04 PM
if you elect four Speakers of the House you get to trade them in for one Speaker of the Hotel
I've finally made my way over here!
so... hi
so... hi
October 3, 2023 at 3:44 AM
I've finally made my way over here!
so... hi
so... hi