Ooh they look stun!

Nah, I stuck to the group I see most often (outwith work), too many variables otherwise. But they did land me with a great choice!

A single sports direct mug spilling caused noah to build an ark!

On a scale of 1 to sports direct mug?

I went through this last year and had to take a friend while I tried on all the different styles. Then polled the group chat. Made extra difficult but changing the shape after 20+ years 🫠

Not this alt text benjamina 😭

I do it so often you would not believe

I used to work on a building site and it regularly shocks people that I know how to mix concrete

There's one desk chair in our office that's broken but keeps getting swapped between desks. Even more egregious is the reception girls who insist on putting their chair to the lowest position for some godforsaken reason 🫠

The suggestion is always dhal!

Forever pissed off we don't have a permanent pigeon emoji 😮‍💨