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Yes! #nufc
September 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
If you had any doubt that Hope is massive ego bellend than look at the Swedish flags.

You got the exclusive. Well done.

This cunt would scream with joy if he got the Exclusive Newcastle have gone into Liquidation
July 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The Athletic going through the time of events of the Ekitike deal.

As far as I was concerned Newcastle name being leaked to the media, specifically Fab Romano who gave it the BIG ONE double barreled, it was to flush out Liverpool for more money

And reading between the lines this confirm it #nufc
July 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Thats about right that tbf @planetfootball.bsky.social
July 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Newcastle made an offer 48 hours ago that was rejected and its been leaked to media today to flush out a different club.

Groundhog Day. Such fun this window. Im really enjoying it 🤣 #nufc
July 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
"Ah shit, here we go again" #nufc
July 22, 2025 at 4:10 PM
We can be No.1 Yet we do nothing
July 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Sensational from Sussex 😅😅👏👏
July 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Finally back home from the match.

If there was any doubt we are genuinely desperate for new players its what I've just witnessed over 90 mins.

Two sides played and both got beat 2-0.

Fresh blood & genuinely quality MUST come in over next fortnight. No more fuckin about.

No excuses. #nufc
July 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Im sorry but our recruitment team are an absolute disgrace the amount time they have been wasting.

Why would Burnley accept anything from us that a penny less than the £40m buy back clause they have with Man City when City have been sniffing around Trafford all summer.

Why are we so naive? #nufc
July 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Of course Fab came out in full sex God mode when every other fucker looked ridiculous 😅😅 #nufc
July 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Aye, you see what we're doing is selling him for £300m then loaning him back for 12 months. 🤙 #nufc
July 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Eddie Howe saying there's been a lot of work for very little actual incomings on transfers

And he isnt wrong is he?

Being led up garden paths and chasing players we were never gonna get. And it seems we are only capable (for some reason) of doing one deal at a time.

Which is baffling! #nufc
July 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Newcastle want Wissa you say?

INSTANTLY Man Utd are in for Mbeumo

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪 #nufc
July 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Premier League 2024/25:

Alexander Isak goals from open play = 19

Yoane Wissa goals from open play = 19

Crazy how off the radar that is.

Anywhere around £35m is well worth it imo. #nufc
July 17, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Now we need to be the big boys at the table for this one and bully our way around negotiations 😁
July 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I reckon £35m + £5m in performance bonuses gets this done. #nufc #Wissa
July 17, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Just an enquiry then walk away 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Hope its true and the past 48 hours has been horseshit pumped up by specific media types #nufc
July 17, 2025 at 10:43 AM
"Ekitike wants Liverpool"

He always wanted Liverpool. We were played. Was obvious.

Hope we learn from it as this isnt the first time in a matter of weeks.

Go get someone who wants to play for us like a Wissa or whoever 👍🏻 #nufc
July 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
This is better.

An option who would cost less and I assume wouldn't be demanding to start every week.

Just need it to be a decent fee. Officially 12 months left on his contract not including the 12 month extension they could trigger. #nufc
July 17, 2025 at 9:48 AM
It lasted 48 hours.

Bring in Newcastle, feed it to Romano and the media, flush out Liverpool to maximise their bid, jobs a good un.

Absolute classic transfer behaviour.

Now people have all experienced it twice with Joao Pedro and Ekitike I hope they learn how it works.

...they wont 😅 #nufc
July 17, 2025 at 9:42 AM
State of this bellend.

Gob for sale.

Another classic Romano three paragraphs of saying the same thing, yet saying nothing at all 🤣 #nufc
July 17, 2025 at 9:24 AM
I see Romano still talks in three paragraphs riddles.

None of this makes sense 🤣🤣

Bellend
July 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Btw in amongst all this carry on

Ekitike isnt even worth £80m.

He did nothing at PSG and he's had one good season in a farmers league.

Liverpool can have him if they're stupid enough to pay his release clause #nufc
July 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This is how it works

Use Newcastle publicyly to get a fee on the table

Flush out the richer club to pay closer to what you want

Player gets the move he wants to the bigger club

Everyone is happy once it's done and Newcastle left with their thumb up their arse, again

We're annoyingly naive #nufc
July 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM