Finn
@thegoblinpoet.bsky.social
new site, same old butter gun
not the same cinema staff member one assumes, a real opportunity for treachery there
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
not the same cinema staff member one assumes, a real opportunity for treachery there
I expect there are rules against that sort of thing, but that doesn't explain why nobody has just....built a flight of 31 stairs? gone to the previous record stairs and added a single stair at the top?
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I expect there are rules against that sort of thing, but that doesn't explain why nobody has just....built a flight of 31 stairs? gone to the previous record stairs and added a single stair at the top?
I can't imagine age rating assessors watch them in the cinema, surely the horse has bolted somewhat at that point
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I can't imagine age rating assessors watch them in the cinema, surely the horse has bolted somewhat at that point
hey @stephenkb.bsky.social is very much not retired!
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
hey @stephenkb.bsky.social is very much not retired!
wonder if the world record for most stairs in a single flight is also 30
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
wonder if the world record for most stairs in a single flight is also 30
seriously, 30? my 5 year old daughter just sent a slinky down 13 stairs *inside our house*
these are rookie numbers!
these are rookie numbers!
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
seriously, 30? my 5 year old daughter just sent a slinky down 13 stairs *inside our house*
these are rookie numbers!
these are rookie numbers!
congratulations!! I assume the final name is to be selected via an elaborate d'hondt method of your own devising
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
congratulations!! I assume the final name is to be selected via an elaborate d'hondt method of your own devising
it's very important we align with the brand guidelines and vision
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
it's very important we align with the brand guidelines and vision
the true Texas hedge
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
the true Texas hedge
(although, well timed reminder from Reddit to be careful what you wish for)
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
(although, well timed reminder from Reddit to be careful what you wish for)
investing is scary, high risk and American
completely unlike our British tradition of sticking it in cash savings returning less than inflation until you can yeet everything into a house deposit
completely unlike our British tradition of sticking it in cash savings returning less than inflation until you can yeet everything into a house deposit
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
investing is scary, high risk and American
completely unlike our British tradition of sticking it in cash savings returning less than inflation until you can yeet everything into a house deposit
completely unlike our British tradition of sticking it in cash savings returning less than inflation until you can yeet everything into a house deposit
it's important we always have "respect for self determination" (unionist self determination not included)
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
it's important we always have "respect for self determination" (unionist self determination not included)
innocently! ask Willard how he found it 😌 bsky.app/profile/will...
This is already a good post, buts it made like 39% better by the knowledge the images are from a 1970s German film, Und Zen read in a German accent, Ja?
bsky.app/profile/slut...
bsky.app/profile/slut...
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
innocently! ask Willard how he found it 😌 bsky.app/profile/will...
(you will still get an absolute bollocking internally at minimum for doing this, if not in Big Trouble with regulators etc depending on what it is)
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
(you will still get an absolute bollocking internally at minimum for doing this, if not in Big Trouble with regulators etc depending on what it is)
iirc it happens pretty regularly with mandatory filings and releases for public companies for the exact same reason - people reuse similar or identical URLs etc
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 AM
iirc it happens pretty regularly with mandatory filings and releases for public companies for the exact same reason - people reuse similar or identical URLs etc
started his English A Level innit
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
started his English A Level innit
love to be handed my coffee which is clearly not soy/oat milk, and have the few moments of "am I so conditioned into politeness I will poison myself?"
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM
love to be handed my coffee which is clearly not soy/oat milk, and have the few moments of "am I so conditioned into politeness I will poison myself?"