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new site, same old butter gun
not the same cinema staff member one assumes, a real opportunity for treachery there
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I expect there are rules against that sort of thing, but that doesn't explain why nobody has just....built a flight of 31 stairs? gone to the previous record stairs and added a single stair at the top?
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I can't imagine age rating assessors watch them in the cinema, surely the horse has bolted somewhat at that point
November 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
hey @stephenkb.bsky.social is very much not retired!
November 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
wonder if the world record for most stairs in a single flight is also 30
November 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
seriously, 30? my 5 year old daughter just sent a slinky down 13 stairs *inside our house*

these are rookie numbers!
November 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
congratulations!! I assume the final name is to be selected via an elaborate d'hondt method of your own devising
November 30, 2025 at 11:26 AM
it's very important we align with the brand guidelines and vision
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
the true Texas hedge
November 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
(although, well timed reminder from Reddit to be careful what you wish for)
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
investing is scary, high risk and American

completely unlike our British tradition of sticking it in cash savings returning less than inflation until you can yeet everything into a house deposit
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 AM
it's important we always have "respect for self determination" (unionist self determination not included)
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
innocently! ask Willard how he found it 😌 bsky.app/profile/will...
This is already a good post, buts it made like 39% better by the knowledge the images are from a 1970s German film, Und Zen read in a German accent, Ja?

bsky.app/profile/slut...
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
(you will still get an absolute bollocking internally at minimum for doing this, if not in Big Trouble with regulators etc depending on what it is)
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
iirc it happens pretty regularly with mandatory filings and releases for public companies for the exact same reason - people reuse similar or identical URLs etc
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 AM
started his English A Level innit
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
love to be handed my coffee which is clearly not soy/oat milk, and have the few moments of "am I so conditioned into politeness I will poison myself?"
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 AM