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It's now the U Illinois-Chicago Med School. They weren't bad in their last good year. 4-1-1 on the season, beat Notre Dame.
January 20, 2026 at 5:03 AM
A Buckner?
January 2, 2026 at 8:38 PM
This is the matrix glitch that proves we're in a simulation.
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
They didn't ask him about Arnold Palmer's penis. That's on him. Everything else is kinda similar, just a tad more subtle.
September 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
The only armed militia to ever stop the federal government for any length of time was the KKK. That's what 2A is for. This is the opposite.
June 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
They did that for us the last time (2017), and honestly at this point they need to make long-term plans for trade and security not including the United States. I'm not convinced J.D. Vance doesn't win a marginally free election in 2028, or not be president anyway if he loses it.
May 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I used to feel sad back in the 2000s when the answer was "they wouldn't kill him they'd just marginalize him by making fun of him until everyone stopped taking him seriously."
May 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
He looks like Lou Dobbs. The external resemblance is there, but I think the artist was trying to demonstrate by exaggerating the resemblance just how dark the man's soul is.
March 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The cool thing is that he has to compete against his made up scores, so he will never win at golf.
March 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Or this.
February 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
WHERE'S THE TELEPORT?
February 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Where's the teleport?
February 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Agreed, but sense a little of the last scene of Animal Farm on top.
February 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Not American, but it resembles the age of Sulla, about 80 bce.
February 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The state needs a large state honour guard to attend events like this.
February 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Don't worry. They're better people than we are.
February 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm holding out for the Birth of a Nation musical with Kid Rock.
February 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I want this to be true enough that I declare it true.
January 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
At least it spares us the indignity of going bankrupt paying rent to the shell company with the same owner who bought the building.
January 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Cruelty is their goal. If I had a more serious screen name, I'd use it, because I'm not being sarcastic or hyperbolic. The goal isn't security, it's entertainment and the dopamine surge of a giant episode of COPS. You can't have that with a quick asylum hearing that would deter.
January 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
We should promise them private prisons and a school to jail pipeline. The population is too small to shoot up over and over, but a dysfunctional corrections system keeps em coming back.
January 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Best thing I've heard since the theory that you shouldn't wear a mask since you'll breathe in your own cooties (which is a hoot when applied to STDs and prophylactics, btw).
January 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Next up from Adventures in Late Capitalism... The return of Crassus' fire brigade
January 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM