Someone said purple is not actually a color and now I need this

I don't get these confirmation hearings.
"Here's evidence of you doing xyz in the past. Would you do xyz if confirmed?"
"Of course I wouldn't do xyz because..."
OF COURSE THEY'RE GOING TO DO THE FUCKING XYZ THING! Don't act surprised afterwards.

Aw hell no! They're going after Dolly's Imagination Library?! This program helped bring your state's literacy up 13 rankings by state.
#indiana
#dollyparton
#imaginationlibrary

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Hegseth should be required to have three-factor authorization to get into the Pentagon: fingerprint, ID card, and a breathalyzer test.

Wonder what his first eggecutive order will be. You'd think "scrambled", but probably Benedict (Arnold)

Now don't get me wrong: a cold weather gumbo is absolutely phenomenal, but give me a Chinese takeout hot and sour soup then let the MSG take me out under my heated blanket.

“...this has been a very terrible experience”
Well, I don't think any other convicted felons have had a particularly good experience.

It's not a crazy engineering if it works.

In Oslab drinking tuba (coconut wine) on the beach

Waiting for these two to show up any minute.

I assure you, my dog is fast asleep with eyes open and chasing squirrels in his dreams (that last part is conjecture). I had to go gently pet him to wake him up and make sure he was not having a seizure.

Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?