Jeffery
@thegreatawk.bsky.social
Gamer, psychologically normal
literally who do you think you are?
December 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
literally who do you think you are?
Scrooge himself lived as an ascetic. Today's rich would never let that kind of discipline cap their own standard of living
December 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Scrooge himself lived as an ascetic. Today's rich would never let that kind of discipline cap their own standard of living
I'm anti golf course, but only because golf is boring. The courses should be replaced with rails and half-pipes to facilitate extreme sports, or alternatively downhill tracks for homemade go karts
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I'm anti golf course, but only because golf is boring. The courses should be replaced with rails and half-pipes to facilitate extreme sports, or alternatively downhill tracks for homemade go karts
your soul will never be lighter than a feather while you clutch the pharoahs gold. You need to seek horus
December 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
your soul will never be lighter than a feather while you clutch the pharoahs gold. You need to seek horus
Indistinguishable accent from when he played sloppy zues in one of those marvel movies. He loves a-doin' a goofy voice
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Indistinguishable accent from when he played sloppy zues in one of those marvel movies. He loves a-doin' a goofy voice
Avatar is a movie that, when it hits, can make its viewer feel a part of a society that does not exist, nostalgic for a place they've never been. Imo the biggest reason people close their hearts to it is fear of judgement; ppl feel vulnerable to look on a "fake" world with awe
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Avatar is a movie that, when it hits, can make its viewer feel a part of a society that does not exist, nostalgic for a place they've never been. Imo the biggest reason people close their hearts to it is fear of judgement; ppl feel vulnerable to look on a "fake" world with awe
When asked for comment, fallon stated that he'd always thought of his show as more of a screensaver for sports bars who left their tv's on after the game
December 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
When asked for comment, fallon stated that he'd always thought of his show as more of a screensaver for sports bars who left their tv's on after the game
Better have my five gold rings
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Better have my five gold rings
Imagine your average swing voter: he has the body of a man, but the head of a jackal! a voracious appetite for souls,
December 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Imagine your average swing voter: he has the body of a man, but the head of a jackal! a voracious appetite for souls,
The joke repeating scandal took everyone by surprise this week, most of all jimmy fallon himself, who didn't know he had repeat viewers
December 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The joke repeating scandal took everyone by surprise this week, most of all jimmy fallon himself, who didn't know he had repeat viewers
Lazy europeans are missing out on so much gdp
December 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Lazy europeans are missing out on so much gdp
You can become the weird al of the modern era by replacing the word "heart" with "fart" in any song. I haven't done it myself yet because I don't really like the limelight and I'm still working on my anxiety, but you can use it if you'd like
December 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You can become the weird al of the modern era by replacing the word "heart" with "fart" in any song. I haven't done it myself yet because I don't really like the limelight and I'm still working on my anxiety, but you can use it if you'd like
Sounds like something a gamer would say tbh
December 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Sounds like something a gamer would say tbh
Nothing says christmas like one of these
December 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Nothing says christmas like one of these
so the immigrants and refugees kill billions and "turn continents to dust" but only if they're allowed to move? Like if they can't immigrate they just tucker themselves out?
December 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
so the immigrants and refugees kill billions and "turn continents to dust" but only if they're allowed to move? Like if they can't immigrate they just tucker themselves out?
I genuinely don't understand what they think women are doing to the planet? Was "women" supposed to be like ExxonMobil instead or something? What the fuck am I looking at
December 16, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I genuinely don't understand what they think women are doing to the planet? Was "women" supposed to be like ExxonMobil instead or something? What the fuck am I looking at
Kamalas leadership during this time has been exceptional though
December 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Kamalas leadership during this time has been exceptional though
You'd think the glut of spambots and the inability to effectively block or mute anyone would stop them from getting so lonely over there
December 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
You'd think the glut of spambots and the inability to effectively block or mute anyone would stop them from getting so lonely over there
This is a cross-industry literal conspiracy make things run shittier and less efficiently all to save marginal businesses who relied on this obsolete mode of commuting and more importantly to discipline workers who were putting too much upward wage pressure on their non-WFH peers.
December 15, 2025 at 5:07 PM
This is a cross-industry literal conspiracy make things run shittier and less efficiently all to save marginal businesses who relied on this obsolete mode of commuting and more importantly to discipline workers who were putting too much upward wage pressure on their non-WFH peers.
Jarry is like 0.5% better as a goalie. Cup is LOCKED.
December 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Jarry is like 0.5% better as a goalie. Cup is LOCKED.
Jarry is an average goaltender. Oilers are now a lock for the cup. It's over for the rest of the league
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Jarry is an average goaltender. Oilers are now a lock for the cup. It's over for the rest of the league
If pieces of shit aren't being rinsed off your ass in the bidet what is the point of the bidet
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If pieces of shit aren't being rinsed off your ass in the bidet what is the point of the bidet
I played it but I was shaking my head the whole time
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I played it but I was shaking my head the whole time