* DEAR 2ND IN COMMAND BROTHER.

* DIE.

* DEAR BROTHER, PLEASE TAKE YOUR MEDS, YOU KEEP ON ASKING ME TO JOIN w.a.r AND BROTHER, I'VE BEEN IN WAR SINCE 1790. I AM COMMANDER. PLEASE. STOP ASKING.

* DEAR BROTHER, YOU SAID THE OATMEAL AND DINO EGGS WEREN'T LACED, YOU MY BROTHER, ARE A LIAR, I CAN FEEL THE FENT KICKING IAGGGGGGGGH!

* BROTHER HELP {COUGH} I'M IN IMMENSE PAIN! {CACKLE}

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* HUMAN, WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT MEAN TO HAVE THOUGHTS, CAN I NOT THINK THEREFORE IM NOT????