Bryan Eisenberg
@thegrok.bsky.social
Persuasion Architect | 25+ Years Driving Revenue Growth for Iconic Brands (Google, Disney, GE, Chase, HP, etc.) | Internet Marketing Pioneer & Conversion Rate Optimization Innovator. Helping you Story-Sell not just Story-tell.
It’s the lesson from Joe Dirt. It’s always about the consumer.
a man in a mullet is smiling and holding a spear and says come on you don 't got no lady fingers
ALT: a man in a mullet is smiling and holding a spear and says come on you don 't got no lady fingers
media.tenor.com
June 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It’s the lesson from Joe Dirt. It’s always about the consumer.
Is this some subtle reference to the Panda update?
June 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Is this some subtle reference to the Panda update?
Sounds like the beets couldn’t ketchup with their emotions and totally spilled their guts. Those poor carrots… innocent bystanders in a veggie vendetta. Should we call a sous chef or a crime scene cleaner?
June 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Sounds like the beets couldn’t ketchup with their emotions and totally spilled their guts. Those poor carrots… innocent bystanders in a veggie vendetta. Should we call a sous chef or a crime scene cleaner?
I only have 20 more chapters to read for the audiobook. Each chapter is 250-400 words. So close.
May 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I only have 20 more chapters to read for the audiobook. Each chapter is 250-400 words. So close.
I’ve been so consumed pushing my latest book over the finish line and helping 5 others with theirs that I have been a bit slow consuming.
May 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’ve been so consumed pushing my latest book over the finish line and helping 5 others with theirs that I have been a bit slow consuming.
Wow! That’s a lot of consumption.
May 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Wow! That’s a lot of consumption.
That is what made him unforgettable.
People don’t crave polish.
They crave real.
So what do you lose by being fully YOU? A few fake followers?
And what do you gain?
Clarity. Power. A voice that actually matters.
Speak now like it’s your last shot.
Because it could be someone else’s first spark.
People don’t crave polish.
They crave real.
So what do you lose by being fully YOU? A few fake followers?
And what do you gain?
Clarity. Power. A voice that actually matters.
Speak now like it’s your last shot.
Because it could be someone else’s first spark.
May 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
That is what made him unforgettable.
People don’t crave polish.
They crave real.
So what do you lose by being fully YOU? A few fake followers?
And what do you gain?
Clarity. Power. A voice that actually matters.
Speak now like it’s your last shot.
Because it could be someone else’s first spark.
People don’t crave polish.
They crave real.
So what do you lose by being fully YOU? A few fake followers?
And what do you gain?
Clarity. Power. A voice that actually matters.
Speak now like it’s your last shot.
Because it could be someone else’s first spark.
Take care of yourself. Struggling to sleep is your nervous system’s smoke detector going off.
April 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Take care of yourself. Struggling to sleep is your nervous system’s smoke detector going off.