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The Guild Master
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He/Him. Semi-pro DM. Fulltime logistics specialist. Kind human.
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February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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Vintage smoking advertisement with a woman reclining under a blue sky in a pink shirt, smoking a cigarette. The text above reads, "Sometimes the healed version of you is meaner".
January 21, 2026 at 11:40 AM
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And, this will be the reading material.

Oh, who am I kidding, nobody reads anymore.
A satirical magazine titled Devil's Advocate monthly. The central figure is a bearded Caucasian male with glasses in a white tee shirt. His fingers are steepled and he is smirking with a sidelong glance.
January 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Awkward family photo where the faces have been photoshopped into memes.
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Propaganda poster of a pointing fighter wearing a yellow and black crown with the words, "I want you to see it".
November 30, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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That person is yuck. Here's something that I hope brings a smile:
Blue toy figurines with photoshopped heads of the Spice Girls
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
A food dish of chicken eggs cooked in tomato sauce called Shakshouka.
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Yikes
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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October 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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A meme format with a black background with white text saying, "mamas don't let your babies grow up to be", then in bold yellow type, "PROUD BOYS". There is a cartoon drawing of a country singer holding a guitar that reads, "this machine kills fascists", in black script. There is also a downward pointing pink triangle, an anarchy symbol, a Chaos star, and a Three Arrows symbol on the guitar. The singer is wearing a blue button down shirt and a beige cowboy hat. His eyes are glowing golden light.
October 5, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Post a picture with a "come and get some" pose!
A meme that combines two screenshots. The top screen is from the video game Fallout 3, where events in game are communicated with green text inside a green text box over a fuzzy background. The text reads, "Dogmeat has died.", with the only option selected is to accept, a smaller green text box highlights the word, Okay. The bottom screen is a scene from the movie, "John Wick", depicting an angry Keanu Reeves reloading a pistol in an off-white walled room with a skylight wearing a black three-piece suit.
October 5, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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In the mood for a lesser known rock opera?
Check this out!
m.imdb.com/title/tt0071...
Movie poster of 1974 Phantom of the Paradise. A face in a chrome metal mask that is birdlike looks aghast to the side of frame on a black background. The movie title is at the bottom written in aqua and magenta letters.
October 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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You must rest to recover your abilities.
Retro lady drinks a beverage that improves her mood. A progressive sequence of the same lady wearing blue clothes and pearls, first image is faded, second becomes clearer as she drinks from a tea cup, third image is clear and she is smiling. This is a meme that has words written above and below, stating, " Waking up to deal with the Horrors" and, "Realizing that the Horrors will have to deal with you".
September 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Meanwhile, back at Innsmouth...
A fish man stalks an old village at night. A boarded window glows green behind them.
September 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Quote-post with your favorite anti-fascist film
Movie poster for The Keep. Three men and a woman overshadowed by a monstrous figure with glowing eyes.
July 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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A gigantic Lovecraftian octopus with too many eyes hovers over two smaller human figures on a rocky mountain top.
June 29, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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June 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Point of view from a person watching a mushroom cloud outside of their car window.
June 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Retro advertisement for vampires to drink blood. A smiling girl with fangs holding a glass of blood.
June 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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A large scary clown eating hamburger and fries while children cry.
May 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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We posting swords today
A man in medieval clothes holds a sword
May 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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A cartoon drawing of a feminine Goth girlfriend, a feminine Real Goth, a tapestry image of a Visigoth, and an artistic concept of a shoggoth.
April 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM