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Justin Myers

@theguyliner.bsky.social

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Author, journalist, and Guardian Blind Date superfan. A body like Arnold with a Denzel face. (he/him) theguyliner.com theguyliner.substack.com

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Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 20d

It’s publication day for The Glorious Dead, my dark, twisted melodrama on grief, greed, and deceit. Buy it wherever you like. And if you enjoy it, please leave a review on Amazon (even if you don’t buy it there, it helps a lot). Links to buy: geni.us/TheGloriousDead ♥️♠️♦️♣️

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Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 1d

Feels very pointed

A Sainsbury’s ad on Facebook trailing a price match on a product called Mr Brain’s f*g*ots

Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations!

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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 1d

THE SECRET PROJECT I'VE BEEN WORKING ON FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS IS FINALLY LIVE

CHECK IT OUT

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Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 3d

I am not! But I lived there a few years after university.

Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 3d

This time 23 years ago I was on my way from Scotland to London in a van with everything I owned in it, hoping to make it as a writer. Funny how things turn out.

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Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 3d

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Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 3d

Self awareness of a dehumidifier

Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 3d

I’d eat a kg of Jacob Rees-Mogg’s earwax if Karen Hauer asked me to

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Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 3d

“Turd concerned about being associated with toilet.”

Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 3d

Palantir has pulled out of involvement with the UK Digital ID card, according to an interview with their UK CEO on Times Radio. They’re concerned about the reputational damage of being involved with an unpopular Starmer policy.

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Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 5d

I just said it to my bf when he came to tell me she had died. I was on a train going through the Cheadle Hulme the other day and I thought to myself, "We're spunky in Cheadle; we totter on". A legend.

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Justin Myers @theguyliner.bsky.social · 5d

"All this in a voice loud enough to blow the froth of a Horlicks two tables away." Nobody could deliver a withering, whimsical putdown like Patricia Routledge.