The ham lawman
@thehamlawman.bsky.social
Sad and begrudgingly alive for the sake of others.
I think my most boomer trait is I call restaurants directly over the phone to order food
January 3, 2026 at 12:23 AM
I think my most boomer trait is I call restaurants directly over the phone to order food
Don’t mind me, buying a Soviet style uhshanka
December 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Don’t mind me, buying a Soviet style uhshanka
I’m NOT watching Depeche Mode live videos and dancing overtly sexual. Absolutely not
December 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I’m NOT watching Depeche Mode live videos and dancing overtly sexual. Absolutely not
I’LL MARK YOU ALL
December 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I’LL MARK YOU ALL
@justinboldaji.bsky.social hey dude. Can you DM me super quick?
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
@justinboldaji.bsky.social hey dude. Can you DM me super quick?
Erling Haaland is the best striker I’ve ever seen. I don’t see many others tracking back to win the ball like he does.
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Erling Haaland is the best striker I’ve ever seen. I don’t see many others tracking back to win the ball like he does.
Bobs burger ass neighbor
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Bobs burger ass neighbor
Last pepper harvest
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Last pepper harvest
You gotta befriend the moms at pickup
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
You gotta befriend the moms at pickup
guarding his bounty
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 PM
guarding his bounty
Soup making weather
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Soup making weather
The government is still closed? Lol
October 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The government is still closed? Lol
“We enjoyed skewering those bastards. There was definite satisfaction in knowing that even if we lost, whoever beat us would never get rid of the scars. It was necessary, to terrify our opponents, so that even in hallow victory, they would learn to fear every sunrise until the next election.”
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
“We enjoyed skewering those bastards. There was definite satisfaction in knowing that even if we lost, whoever beat us would never get rid of the scars. It was necessary, to terrify our opponents, so that even in hallow victory, they would learn to fear every sunrise until the next election.”
If the billionaire ruling class is telling you to do something (Sliwa drop out, vote for cuomo) you absolutely should do the opposite.
It infuriates them that they can’t buy everything.
It infuriates them that they can’t buy everything.
October 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
If the billionaire ruling class is telling you to do something (Sliwa drop out, vote for cuomo) you absolutely should do the opposite.
It infuriates them that they can’t buy everything.
It infuriates them that they can’t buy everything.
“This may be the year when we finally come face to face with ourselves; finally lay back and say it, that we are really just a nation of used car salesman with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anyone else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.”
October 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
“This may be the year when we finally come face to face with ourselves; finally lay back and say it, that we are really just a nation of used car salesman with all the money we need to buy guns, and no qualms at all about killing anyone else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.”
Updates on the plant babies @mottledskeleton.wearybones.rest
October 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Updates on the plant babies @mottledskeleton.wearybones.rest
Brb looking up caltrops for sale
In 5 years my neighbor has cut down 3 huge oak trees and is currently working on taken down a smaller one.
It’s eco-terrorism payback time.
It’s eco-terrorism payback time.
October 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Brb looking up caltrops for sale
In 5 years my neighbor has cut down 3 huge oak trees and is currently working on taken down a smaller one.
It’s eco-terrorism payback time.
It’s eco-terrorism payback time.
October 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
In 5 years my neighbor has cut down 3 huge oak trees and is currently working on taken down a smaller one.
It’s eco-terrorism payback time.
It’s eco-terrorism payback time.
Trail run plus deer stare down
October 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Trail run plus deer stare down
Look at these beauties
October 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Look at these beauties
If you consider yourself a streamer or podcaster, you should be subject to slapping and or wedgies at anytime
October 2, 2025 at 12:43 PM
If you consider yourself a streamer or podcaster, you should be subject to slapping and or wedgies at anytime
We have been failed by so many politicians, at every level of government
How do you have any other feelings towards politicians besides unbridled contempt?
How do you have any other feelings towards politicians besides unbridled contempt?
September 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
We have been failed by so many politicians, at every level of government
How do you have any other feelings towards politicians besides unbridled contempt?
How do you have any other feelings towards politicians besides unbridled contempt?