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@thehamofficial.bsky.social
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They/Them 🐷 Trans cryptid & artist. #art, gay stuff, shitposts, funny & hopefully useful stuff.

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🌈 38, Queer 🏳️‍⚧️ AuDHD
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I got to draw some sweet christmas critters 🥺. Sketchbook comm!

One slot left! ko-fi.com/c/dca28fa3da

#art #queerart #commsopen
a pencil crayon & ink drawing in my sketchbook. Two black and white doggies in red christmas sweaters, one has a green nose the other had a red nose. Both have little brown antlers and big adorable eyes with mildly concerned eyebrows. Their little paws are in front of them within and oval-ish looking green christmas garland covered in colorful christmas orbs. There is a big shiny yellow star in the upper right corner
December 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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a boy emerges
update of the irl plastic square pixelart kit. the pelican in upper right is partially done along with a bunch of sky and water
December 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Look how tiny the cubes are!
a tiny white plastic cube on my big ham finger to show scale
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Did some drawing buuut kinda feeling like I pulled an all nighter after that accidental too-much-concerta so gona do irl pixelart now
a little half built pixel design kit where you follow a pattern and make a design on a plastic pegboard with teensy squares. This one is a flamingo, pelican, turtle and alligator in some water by palm trees and a blue sky
December 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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You will be visited by 3 spirits.
3 yoshi's wooly world amiibos that look crocheted: pink green and blue.
December 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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I REALLY HOPE i'll find one of these things while thrifting one day I love them so much
a ceramic christmas tree with a plug so it lights up, all the lights are plastic things that go into holes in the branches in rainbow colors
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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CARROT CRIMINAL, Startled and caught in the act!

$15 sketchbook comm, get your own here! (2 slots remain!!) ko-fi.com/c/dca28fa3da

#art #sketchbook #queerart #queermarket #bsnm
Pen & pencil crayon drawing in my sketchbook. a white, grey, black and beige ferret jumping through a portal to attack a carrot. It looks very startled and caught in the act
December 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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My friend brought me some veggies and this one has holes
Photo of a beet with two holes that look like buttholes
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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It's me, the cutest lil dork you've ever seen
mirror selfie of ME! A non binary person wearing big silver headphones with an undercut wearinng a black shirt with a space cat on it, a purple plaid button-down (open), a dark blue denim romper and some black grandma flower leggings
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Do we need to call the bondulance for this commenter?
tweet by Sean Leahy at thepunningham. "the bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a bondulance"
December 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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WERM

#art #queerart
pencil crayon and ink drawing of a BIG WORM in my sketchbook. The worm looks very happy and is curled around some colorful blue, purple, red and teal mushrooms on a dark blue background. There is a banana looking moon smiling at the worm, and a bunch of stars on strings hanging from the top of the page
December 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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No work tomorrow for some reason 🤡. Anyone want me to draw something in my sketchbook? $10 for lineart $15 for color

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Sketchbook pencil crayon drawing of a goldfish with legs in pink and green rollerskates on a blue bubbly backgrounds Sketchbook pencil crayon drawing of a "la poob poob" a white bird standing upright on yellow scrabbly legs wth a grumpy naked pink face on a blue abstract blobby background sketchbook pencil crayon drawing of a tentacled creature with an egg on its head and one eye showing, it is holding many cups of tea and filling one with a teapot against a starry colorful space background sketchbook pencil crayon drawing of a pigeon with a green head, colorful iridescent chest and purple back feathers with a big red eye standing in some seeds. The background is a lime green blob
December 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Over 30 selfie thread!

38, still kinda clinging on to having baby face despite the ravages of time and testosterone
a photo of me, a white person with short hair and an undercut wearing a purple plaid shirt
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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u got bugs?

#pixelart #art #queerart
a finished pixelart piece depicting 6 little nestling swallows in a mud nest adhered to a wall. They are all looking at the viewer with various expressions of "I am hungry why don't you feed me". Their feathers are a periwinkle blue, with an orange bib and white chest. Their eyes are yellow and round, and their little heads have a lot of loose feathers. Along the brickwork behind the nest there are bunches of moss and a few vines crawling up and down
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I saw either a nutria or small beaver today!!! 🥰
a little beaver or nutria looking animal sitting on a log in a creek among the foliage
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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CW food

Homemade sourdough and homemade bean soup!
A plate with a bunch of homemade sourdough avocado toast, and a bowl of red looking homemade bean soup!
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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SPACE CAT!
Me, a person wearing silver headphones, a grey hat and a black tank top with a cat in a space suit on it
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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how I flirt with my gf
discord screenshot of me saying "echolocates u" with a picture of a bat with big red kissy lips that say "MUAA" underneath
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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I doodled a diagram
Doodley chart which says at the top "who would win?". Bottom left is a doodle of batman looking mad, labelled "1 crime hatey billionaire". On the right is is a cute bat hanging upside down from a branch labelled "fuzzy echolocation nugget"
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I could only find one screenshot
screenshot of an old fantasy art website called elfwood. the logo is very retro looking snd wood grain as are all the buttons, there are a lot of cute little fantasy art thumbnails on the page and sidebar
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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CW food

Oops one cheekie got squished lol
two sourdough breads in a big dutch oven. One got a bit squished. They look like a big butt
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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behold: some very silly socks I got in the netherlands
my feet on a purple rug wearing socks that are textured to look like cheese, complete with cheese holes. the toe caps are orange
November 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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This is slumbert! He's a sleepy creature of relaxation. He just wanders around taking naps and putting his head in people's laps like a tired elderly dog. He will magically give you good sleeps
Traditional painting of a sleepy looking creature in a scene that looks like he is standing on clouds with a tree covered in dangling glowing stars from the branches. The sleepy guy (slumbert) has white scrunkly fur, a long neck, floppy ears, a long skinny beard and his paws, butt, eyes and mouth are pink. He is wearing a long blue sleeping cap and is smiling serenely while looking the tiredest any animal has ever been
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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I do tend to draw them gaped for comedic effect, but I can def draw them ungaped! Wrinkles, folds and vectors are very much my thing :3
Digital art of a stumpy blonde dog wearing a hat and grinning at the camera with it's lil butthole exposed and farting in a plaid orange looking room A digital painting of a little naked wrinkley sphynx cat loafing with huge eyes looking at the viewer. The background is a bunch of green wiggles with small roast chickens at a variety of angles. A wrinkly little creature stuck in a tube surrounded by colorful foliage under a blue cloudy sky and butterflies. He looks kinda vaguely humanish but also penisy with arms trying to pull himself free. But he also looks like he is laughing and not too concerned about being stuck
November 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Dinky being short for "I Dinky. I Dinky my oiter."
A sengi drinking from a metal bowl with the words "I dinky. I dinky my oiter"
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM