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Badda bing badda boom from the womb to the band room
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I am incredibly emotionally taxed...
Well, it appears another year has come and gone. Unfortunately, my buddy @therealother1.bsky.social is still a big nasty BULLY, and made me play another 15 new games this year. And so, as it is now an annual tradition, I’ll rank these games from least to most enjoyed!
January 1, 2026 at 2:31 AM
working on a collection of people holding things like an Animal Crossing villager trying to show you a bug they found.
July 26, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Kim asking Harry why he just stuffed his necktie into a bottle of Everclear.

Harry:
May 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Honestly, I LOVE when beloved franchises say “Awwwww, our normal games would be too hard. Here’s our new game ‘Beloved Franchise: Baby Version’ just for you!” Like, games like Mario 2, Mystic Quest, and Civ Rev are such funny games to exist to me. Literal baby mode for babies.
April 28, 2025 at 7:55 PM
LISTEN! I'm as excited as anyone for the Oblivion Remaster. But if the glass armor isn't infused with Mt. Dew? I don't wanna play it.
April 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Happy 19th anniversary to those who celebrate!
April 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
They don’t even make bombs that are a solid black ball with a fuse on top anymore. Kinda sad, really.
February 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
This past year, my friend @therealother1.bsky.social BULLIED ME, saying that, despite all the games I own, I only play the same 5 or 6. So, at his behest, this past year I beat 15 games I’ve never beaten before. And here is my ranking of all of them from least enjoyed to most enjoyed!
December 31, 2024 at 10:07 PM
My review for Sonic 3:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT’S SO COOOOOOOOL!!!
December 28, 2024 at 7:29 PM
ASTRO BOT SWEEP LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
December 13, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Does anyone have any recommendations for songs about trains? I need them for my new Spotify playlist “There’s Never Been A Bad Song About A Train”, which is about how there’s never been a bad song about a train.
December 7, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Think I might try and squeeze one or two more games onto my “completed games ‘24” list before the new year.
November 18, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I’ve always live my life just voting. It’s how I was taught. That voting was the only real way to make your voice heard. I realize now that voting alone won’t be enough. Not anymore. I can’t wait another 2 years for midterms, or 4 years for elections to be heard. I’ve got to learn to stand up more.
November 7, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Rat drawing
November 5, 2024 at 10:26 PM
I think you should be able to report a post for sucking. On every social media platform. Just mixed in between the option to report for scams or racism or whatever, there’s just a button that says “I think this post sucks”.
November 5, 2024 at 5:48 PM
My job has a fair few benefits, but I think the best one is that every time my manager goes to the bank, he brings me back a lollipop.
November 5, 2024 at 5:48 PM
OK, but do the onions I’m caramelizing right now KNOW I’m in a hurry?
November 5, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I really wanna learn how to make plushies, so I can give all my friends MASSIVE stuffed animals they will NOT have room for in their house.
November 5, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Still waiting for Nintendo to release the Mario timeline.
November 5, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Pokémon will never truly be a good franchise until we the people are finally given our Fighting, Poison, Ground, Flying, Bug, Rock, Ghost, Dragon, and Steel type Eeveelutions.
November 5, 2024 at 5:47 PM
I could definitely demolish, like, 8 PB+J sandwiches rn.
November 5, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Why even bother making other chocolates when nothing will ever come close to the perfection of a Moritz Ice Cube?
November 5, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I'm a big fan of the fact that when Elena Kucharik was creating the Care Bears, she was just like "What if one of them was unpleasant to be around?"
November 5, 2024 at 5:46 PM
A Dairy Queen Starkiss bar could fix me, on god
November 5, 2024 at 5:39 PM
I’m gonna become a really good scenic painter just so I can start my own jigsaw puzzle company.
November 5, 2024 at 5:38 PM