Heather Leigh Kline
theheatherleigh.bsky.social
Heather Leigh Kline
@theheatherleigh.bsky.social
Musician. Friend of fuzzy creatures. Respecter of all peoples. Lover of life, no matter how bad it gets. ❤️
This time of night my favorite game to play with guests is “I didn’t yawn, YOU yawned.”
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Hey Pro tip. If you’re staying at a hotel, feel free to order yourself a DoorDash or UberEats. But for the love of God, give them your room #, or ASK the front desk agent before you just instruct the driver to leave it there.

We don’t want to smell your food, or wipe up after an oily ass bag.
December 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Coworker: ok I’m leaving, gotta go to my other work.

Me: alrighty I’ll see you tomorrow

Her: ok, be safe. Dont talk to strangers.

Me: I kinda have to it’s 110% of my job. But I will be suspicious and wary of them.

Her: ok and tell them there are cameras and I am watching. byyyeee.
December 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Fun story, I often listen to Fish as I fall asleep, and I play it slowed down, so the music doesn’t jolt me awake. It also makes them sound significantly more drunk, which delights me.

Today I turned it on and it had defaulted back to standard speed and they sounded like crackheads. It was great.
December 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
so a few months back I had a guest that runs a Lush store. He was so kind and we had such a great convo about Korean chicken, he asked what my preferred scent profile was because he wanted to bring me some samples as a thank you.
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Just when things feel hopeless at work, and everything is going so quickly downhill, a guest drops by with a Christmas card just for me.

The only reason I like this stupid job. Getting to meet kind people like him.
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The Daily Show 2025 rundown feels like watching a fan podcast speculating on the next character death or villainous arc in a dystopian fantasy tv show.

I guess it’s not far off.

RIP America
December 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
And now I’m sipping that voddy
With not just anybody
a man in a pink shirt that says las vegas
ALT: a man in a pink shirt that says las vegas
media.tenor.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I’ve had enough of No Such Thing.
EVERY week Dan introduces the facts by saying “and in no particular order” yet EVERY week the guest host goes first.. that is, in fact, a very particular order, @schreiberland.bsky.social

When will the gaslighting and manipulation stop?!

#NoSuchThingAsTheTruth
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
We’ve got a group of Brits staying at the hotel and friends… I am thrilled to say, for the first time in my life, I’ve heard a scouser say “chicken”
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
NBD just listening to my favorite coworker tell me how he changes his bedding every morning and showers 3 times a day, but certainly doesn’t have OCD…
a woman in a blue and white dress with a braid on her hair
ALT: a woman in a blue and white dress with a braid on her hair
media.tenor.com
October 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Ok cool guy. Thanks for making the concerted effort to walk all over my freshly mopped floor, while eating a crumbly pizza crust.
You already gave me the impression you were a douche just by the way you spoke to me at check-in… so this is just next level asshole.
October 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
And pissed that I asked to clock in AFTER she went over a bunch of work stuff with me, and she denied me the extra 10 minutes… that she was discussing work changes.
October 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Is it ridiculous that I’m pissed I didn’t get my time off for my dad’s 70th birthday/ retirement party because my manager has season tickets to the Chiefs… and is unwilling to miss one game? Is that unreasonable of me? Should I be more understanding..?
October 1, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Animals make life better.
This is Bruno, a long term guest at one of my properties. He is always this happy to see me.
September 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
One of my favorite things about working part of the time at an extended stay hotel is that I get to meet a lot more dogs. My favorite one checked out last week, so today will be my first day back when I won’t get to give Buddy his daily pets 😟
August 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I am here. I am trying. I am… in desperate need of puppy cuddles
August 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I don't know what to do.

Is it selfish that I'm too consumed with my own immediate situations to be tuned into the government/world crisis?

I'm scared for so many reasons. I sit terrified for and with so many people.

Paralyzed and despaired.
February 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I'm terrified.
February 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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E-M-P-A-T-H-Y

Spread it around!
January 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Trying my hardest but finding adversity has the upper hand at the moment.
January 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
@robburgess.bsky.social so can I skim through your followers to find our mutuals or is that stalking
January 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Here goes nothing
January 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM