The Hellfridge (wants to translate your silly game to German)
thehellfridge.bsky.social
The Hellfridge (wants to translate your silly game to German)
@thehellfridge.bsky.social
Mid 30s | he/him | De/en translator & editor | (cat) dad | speedrunner | games cool | gamers™ trash | YT stuff | feminism | trans rights | bi & polyam
I like it when games make jokes at the expense of the player.

A sucker is whoever continues after the first attempt (so me, and hopefully you).
January 15, 2026 at 8:02 AM
I recommend the Recompiled version for PC if you have a machine that can handle it. :)
January 14, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Went into the comments because of this specifically.
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
January 13, 2026 at 10:19 PM
77 apparently
January 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Totally. They we're already regurgitating most aspects of more interesting games with minimal creativity.

Now they don't even have to pay people for that!
January 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
What makes me sad if that this has long stopped being satirical joke. I have never had one of those betting apps, but I would bet but money that.... OH FUCK!
January 13, 2026 at 6:31 AM
January 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I can't stop myself, I'm finding the first skips, something is awaking.
January 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
So, a good friend gifted me the new 3d platformer with a frog, which means I am now morally obligated to learn how to speedrun it.

Let's get frogging!
January 12, 2026 at 9:07 PM
WE HAVE A 20,000$ DONATION FROM TINTIN QUARATINO SAYING: FEEEEEEET!
January 12, 2026 at 8:42 AM
I do recommend!
January 12, 2026 at 7:15 AM
And to my inbox haha rip 🥲
January 11, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Now do a guide on doing rhymes good.
January 11, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Hi. Discover feed rando here:

Being in the middle or average or whatever is perfectly fine. Pls believe me it's way better than being good at one thing and sucking at everything else.

Also "being good" is overrated, strive for what "feels good" to you.

You're prolly great. Blobs are the best. 🌟
January 11, 2026 at 12:07 PM
The Pasta Sanctuary Galaxy.

It'd all be variously pasta-shaped planetoids. The planets would all have fitting names, like the Holy Maccaroni planet, the Holy Canneloni planet, the Holy Ravioli planet, before ending with a deep dive into the liquid Holy Ministroni planet.
January 9, 2026 at 11:24 PM
You're not only therian, you are THE rian! ❤😭✊

(Lots of love, friend, tell me if this joke is inappropriate, I will delete lol)
January 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Those arme move like these anime dudes who go like "zoom" and then they're 10 places at once, wtf.
January 9, 2026 at 6:17 AM