the herpderpingest
theherpderpingest.bsky.social
the herpderpingest
@theherpderpingest.bsky.social
I came here to look at Jayvik art and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Bi/pan/omni and too ADHD to pick one label.

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NGL I'm a grandad's clothes truther. If not for the uniform that man would be wearing argyle.
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Like it's lovely but then I get sad that no one is touching MY nipples.
November 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I just realized it looks like each of his legs is wearing a suit of their own. Like he might as well tie a cravat around each knee. How many layers do you need on your legs, Jayce???
November 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM