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No dress rehearsal, this is our life
trump also talked about dating his daughter when she was a teenager

She is now WAY to old so now brings his grand daughter to drool over. He probably couldn't do anything though as he would fall asleep as soon as he laid down beside her
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
trump has also admitted that he went into a teen beauty pageant where girls were in various states of undress

TEENS

trump is a fucking pedo just like his longtime pal Epstein
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
More shit leaking out by the hour. Just like trump's diaper. And they both have a foul smell
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
That is because musk is autistic. He does not have the capacity for the feelings of joy & happiness a normal person has

Then you add the drug use to the mix.....
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Hotels on Hawaii's big island are sending meals to the air traffic controllers at Kona airport(KOA)

Air travel is the life blood to Hawaii's economy
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The white house has already started to suffer the same fate as the trump casinos......the wrecking ball
November 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Someone should start an internet conspiracy theory that Idaho potatoes are now infected with measles, mumps & polio
November 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The Dick couldn't find another "volunteer" donor to give him their heart or other vital internal organs
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Will trump meet the same fate as Rodrigo Duterte?

With any luck yes

The Hague is nice this time of year
October 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Problem is trump is not a man

He is a fucking 5 year old spoiled brat in an 80 year old body
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Did big bad Canada hurt his little feeling?

What a fucking baby!
October 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"Work will set you free" sounded so much better in original German
October 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Idapolio
October 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
The upkeep for the 747 he got from Qatar is expensive. Real expensive!
October 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
What about the cost of healthcare? Autos? Clothing? And on and on it goes
October 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Step 1: Kick soy bean farmers in the nuts

Step2: Kick beef farmers in the nads

Step3: Buy up the farmland DIRT cheap(pun intended)
October 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Diseased beef?

RFK jr. : YUM I'd love a big helping of that
October 21, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Well Argentina has a history of offering refuge to Nazis and trump figures he will need a place to hide before all is said and done

Feathering his future bed if you will
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Inflatable frogs & unicorns are every bit as violent as beating multiple police officers nearly to death with flag poles holding...........wait for it...........American flags
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The "peace" deal was nothing more than a token gesture to appease trump.

trump would get to claim that he "ended" another war, and Bibi could get back to the bomb dropping after a short pause to relaod
October 21, 2025 at 12:37 PM
trump was meaning to drop a cluster munition on the crowd but got so excited as he dove in for the bombing run he had a MASSIVE diaper blowout

trump sized blowout!
October 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The only person who can legitimately say that trump is the best president in their lifetime is a 10 month old baby

No way but up for the toddler

Fun fact both the baby and the president shit in a diaper
October 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Racist donny shitsinpants strikes again
October 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
American

In the fine tradition of Al Capone et al
October 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
And someone from Faux Busyness network has no followup to an outright lie?
October 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM