AND I'M--.

I AM 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐏𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐔𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑, I'VE EXISTED SINCE THE FIRST ATOM IN EXISTENCE ! ! ✨

[ . . . Looks like he also drank abit of coffee a few minutes ago. ]

[ Chewing on a piece of plastic, but when the camera switches to him he quickly hides it-.

Clears throat. ]

hELLO THERE EVERYONE.

I AM 𝐙𝐈𝐂𝐂𝐀𝐑'𝐍𝐄𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗, BUT ALSO KNOWN AS ROACH. AS MY DARLING SAID, I AM CICADA'S HUSBAND AND FATHER OF OUR KIDS-.

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HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE SECOND EVER EPISODE OF #CASTVERSE, TODAY I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL GUEST, HE'S MY LOVER, MY BIG SUGAR GOBLIN OF A BEING, INTRODUCING ROACH !!

SAY HELLO AND MAKE A INTRODUCTION SO THE WORLD CAN HEAR IT !!

( might've drank a bit of coffee. )

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