Marc Costanzo
@theidesofmarc.bsky.social
My body is a temple. Unfortunately it's the Temple of Doom
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Marc Costanzo
@theidesofmarc.bsky.social
· Nov 22
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Dishonored 2 and Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning have the same ending, and I can't believe more people aren't talking about that. Wait
May 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Dishonored 2 and Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning have the same ending, and I can't believe more people aren't talking about that. Wait
Dick Wolf Presents: Chicago Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Dick Wolf Presents: Chicago Pope
We have a billionaire who has a blood boy and is turning into a vampire before our eyes and he's not even in the top 10 worst billionaires
March 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
We have a billionaire who has a blood boy and is turning into a vampire before our eyes and he's not even in the top 10 worst billionaires
THE SPELLING BEE HAS AN S IN IT TODAY!!!!!
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window and says everybody stay calm
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a window and says everybody stay calm
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
THE SPELLING BEE HAS AN S IN IT TODAY!!!!!
Imagine going online and screaming about how Shrek looks
March 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Imagine going online and screaming about how Shrek looks
I say yes to every salesperson whose email finds me well and asks me to hop on a call. I never hop on the call. When their follow-up email apologizes for missing me and finds me well, I agree to hop on a new call. I never hop on. When will this end. I will not blink
February 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I say yes to every salesperson whose email finds me well and asks me to hop on a call. I never hop on the call. When their follow-up email apologizes for missing me and finds me well, I agree to hop on a new call. I never hop on. When will this end. I will not blink
Costco switched over to fountain Coke at precisely the right time
February 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Costco switched over to fountain Coke at precisely the right time
Oooooh so James Bond will suck now. Got it
February 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Oooooh so James Bond will suck now. Got it
We can’t get eggs because of one flu over the cuckoos nest
February 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
We can’t get eggs because of one flu over the cuckoos nest
Not a single Aldous Huxley mention in the new Captain America
February 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Not a single Aldous Huxley mention in the new Captain America
Walter White learned his lesson about the unintended consequences of his horrific actions in the Season 2 finale, ABQ, right? Things didn't get much much worse from that point onward? I tuned out after that episode
January 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Walter White learned his lesson about the unintended consequences of his horrific actions in the Season 2 finale, ABQ, right? Things didn't get much much worse from that point onward? I tuned out after that episode
It's only chicken eggs with high prices. Take a chance on a different egg. Fish. Mastodon. Xenomorph
January 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It's only chicken eggs with high prices. Take a chance on a different egg. Fish. Mastodon. Xenomorph
Bringing together the vampire, the witch and the werewolf for a cinematic crossover would truly be the Goat (Black Phillip)
‘Nosferatu’ Director Robert Eggers Sets Next Movie ‘Werwulf’ for Christmas 2026 Release variety.com/2025/film/ne...
‘Nosferatu’ Director Robert Eggers Sets Next Movie ‘Werwulf’ for Christmas 2026 Release
Robert Eggers is reteaming with Focus Features for his next film 'Werwulf,' a werewolf horror feature that he co-wrote.
variety.com
January 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Bringing together the vampire, the witch and the werewolf for a cinematic crossover would truly be the Goat (Black Phillip)
The Brutalist and Megalopolis are the Volcano and Dante's Peak of our times
January 21, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The Brutalist and Megalopolis are the Volcano and Dante's Peak of our times
Banning Chinese technology like Tiktok and affordable EVs is the free market we've all been craving
January 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Banning Chinese technology like Tiktok and affordable EVs is the free market we've all been craving
This office near me made everyone get the Severance procedure but it only activates in the bathrooms
January 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This office near me made everyone get the Severance procedure but it only activates in the bathrooms
No better feeling than putting an 'apostrophe S' at the end of a restaurant that doesn't have one. Going to Chipotle's, want anything? Absolute joy
January 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
No better feeling than putting an 'apostrophe S' at the end of a restaurant that doesn't have one. Going to Chipotle's, want anything? Absolute joy
Yeah I’m a fan of the Eras Tour; the Den of Thieves 2: Pantera Store featuring all the merch from the year’s greatest movie
January 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Yeah I’m a fan of the Eras Tour; the Den of Thieves 2: Pantera Store featuring all the merch from the year’s greatest movie
I put the super silly in supercilious
January 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I put the super silly in supercilious
Home on the Range was the original Mufasa
January 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Home on the Range was the original Mufasa
When podcasters say they're going to edit a bit out but then they don't? Solid gold
January 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
When podcasters say they're going to edit a bit out but then they don't? Solid gold
The Skeleton Dance, featuring 4 sitting US senators, is now in public domain
January 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The Skeleton Dance, featuring 4 sitting US senators, is now in public domain
2040s dads will be vape guys the way 2020s dads are bourbon guys. It will be a whole thing
January 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
2040s dads will be vape guys the way 2020s dads are bourbon guys. It will be a whole thing
Bad Boys Rod is a cinematic masterpiece
December 30, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Bad Boys Rod is a cinematic masterpiece