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Wolfy needs to touch grass
@theirishwolf.bsky.social
26 | They/She | Sapphic weirdo trying my best
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Pro: the cock ring I designed works absolutely perfectly!
Con: I don’t have the stamina to last long enough to cum.
Pro: Cardio
January 9, 2026 at 7:15 AM
If they try to take away the birdhouse I’m going to scream until they revoke my arts and culture events license
www.vancitylookout.com/p/no-fun-cit...
No fun city: Vancouver's crackdown on late night venues
Many venue operators worry it will push the events back into the shadows
www.vancitylookout.com
January 8, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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Shaymin Shaped
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Just had an alter switch in front in the shower, finish the shower, read a fucking WhiteKitten webcomic up to the current date, then switch out when they were caught up. Malachi just likes crazy dark incel porn for the plot and I dunno how concerned to be
January 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I just set up a FetLife profile only to find out that NOBODY UNDER THE AGE OF 30 uses FETLIFE!
December 12, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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shaving my legs for no other reason than it feels so good to rub them together under the blankets when trying to get cozy. like a little cricket 🦗
December 7, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Ok I’ve decided that tool libraries are going to be my new anarchist special interest, because that’s the anarchist version of tool collecting which is my old special interest
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
And nobody say “that’s technologically infeasible, stay in your lane”
We live in a world where computers are hallucinating and driving people to psychosis, I think we can figure out an interconnected SQL database
So here’s my proposal: a decentralized open-source online library commons database where everything stored by any library is locally logged, and any library can see the inventory of any other library. So if something is in demand it can be shared with nearby libraries that have an excess!
December 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
So here’s my proposal: a decentralized open-source online library commons database where everything stored by any library is locally logged, and any library can see the inventory of any other library. So if something is in demand it can be shared with nearby libraries that have an excess!
December 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
So watched this video by @andrewsage.bsky.social for context youtu.be/vW5EVNT--DA?...
What If We Ran The Economy?
YouTube video by Andrewism
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
As a trans person with POTS who can’t tolerate heat, forced sobriety, artificial luxury, or systemic injustice, Dubai seems like my personal hell.
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Having brief flashbacks of storing bags of garbage in my bedroom for days because my Mom was so stressed about them in the house, and realizing my version of fawning doesn’t look like others who had it worse. Doesn’t mean it wasn’t real, just that it looks different
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
My housemate and GF are having CPTSD trauma response back and forth and it’s heartbreaking to watch on discord like “can you please stop trying to out-fawn each other?!”
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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come on nightmares if you're gonna keep tormenting me please get creative and don't just be remixes of my employment with increased abuse
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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mentally ill trannies being mentally ill isn't a problem until they refuse to acknowledge they're mentally ill
October 31, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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🌀 piece of shit simultaneously realizes she was being a piece of shit while also not backing down
Go fuck yourself
November 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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some of you girls have to stop inventing hierarchies so your insecurities can place you at the bottom of them
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
🥀 Reality is poison
And then we die
A momentary blink in
a cosmic eye
Heaven isn’t real
And neither is god
Everything ends
Just fake smile and nod
I might sound like an incel
But I promise you friend
I don’t worship my own dick
I just want this to end
-Malachi
September 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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Your social circle sapphic needs to be informed of this
August 31, 2025 at 10:18 AM
When everything hurts and will only get worse as you age and you still have to work in the morning:
a pixel art drawing of a girl with purple eyes and the words " your execution will be in 3 days "
Alt: a pixel art drawing of a girl with purple eyes and the words " your execution will be in 3 days "
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Spent the entire week suffering through 28 degree celsius weather on a jobsite, finally got a cloudy day at just 22, thought I’d get a reprieve but instead I got a stomach bug. Still worked till 6pm, just had to skip lunch to keep from vomiting
August 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I wanna scream rn but I’m not sure why, neurodivergence is fun!
August 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I’m very late to the discussion but house flipping is my least favourite commodification of housing for the next hour and a half and I’m unbelievably mad about it
August 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Just rewatched strange aeons videos about bitofearth and DAYD and decided to check in on Thanfiction, turns out he has a bluesky account! Following him to see if he starts doing another cult here! (also he's in his 40s now so that's fun
August 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Trying to buy a car, currently looking at a Subaru that’s as old as me for $2800 on marketplace and I am not confident that it’s actually even automatic
August 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM