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Jason
@thejason.bsky.social
Product Manager. Narrator. Inappropriate raconteur. Whisky drinker. Boston sports fan. More annoying than you thought at first.

📍Denver, CO
Turns out I love Chardonnay. Didn’t see that coming. Thanks Kunde wines.
May 9, 2023 at 1:45 AM
It is insane to me that people pay attention all day for a boring 2 minute horse race. I just find that wild.
May 6, 2023 at 11:04 PM
As a _guy who just took his dog out for liquid poos at 515am_

I need _a flat surface and a rolled up $100 bill_

So that _this nespresso pod I accidentally broke open isn’t wasted_
May 4, 2023 at 11:54 AM
At first I was sad that I couldn’t get “Jason.bsky.social” but then realized I could get “THEJason.bsky.social” so I really showed *that* guy.
May 4, 2023 at 11:49 AM
In a large conf room with centrally located mics today, a coworker was told by people on the call that they couldn’t hear him well. He was sitting way back in a corner. His response was to turn up the speaker volume. Because people couldn’t hear him. He genuinely thought that would help.
May 4, 2023 at 2:03 AM
This is what they want!
"A Florida woman, unable to get an abortion in her state, carried to term a baby who had no kidneys. Deborah Dorbert’s son Milo died in her arms on March 3, shortly after he was born, just as her doctors had predicted he would."
Because of Florida abortion laws, she carried her baby to term knowing he would die | CNN
A Florida woman, unable to get an abortion in her state, carried to term a baby who had no kidneys.
www.cnn.com
May 3, 2023 at 3:46 PM
Oh, hello.
May 3, 2023 at 2:59 PM