Nick, The New Guy
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Missed microblogging, it turns out. Movies, M:TG, Microfixations.
I was sorting some EOE yesterday, and I really am so struck with this artwork on Gravkill. There’s a silent poetry of a violent dispatch.
God damnt it’s wonderful.
God damnt it’s wonderful.
September 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I was sorting some EOE yesterday, and I really am so struck with this artwork on Gravkill. There’s a silent poetry of a violent dispatch.
God damnt it’s wonderful.
God damnt it’s wonderful.
Look no one asked for this take but a good intersection of woman friendly property that’s fairly positively acclaimed for an MTG UB set?
Animal Crossing.
Animal Crossing.
September 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Look no one asked for this take but a good intersection of woman friendly property that’s fairly positively acclaimed for an MTG UB set?
Animal Crossing.
Animal Crossing.
You know how a conventionally attractive white girl can make money doing Princess parties?
Is there a market for dudes for that?
Is there a market for dudes for that?
August 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM
You know how a conventionally attractive white girl can make money doing Princess parties?
Is there a market for dudes for that?
Is there a market for dudes for that?
What a time to be alive
July 29, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What a time to be alive
@goberthicks.bsky.social Olivia I have bad news
July 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
@goberthicks.bsky.social Olivia I have bad news
@bmkibler.bsky.social Hey Brian, very silly question - In your Gihred deck, if you were running a Land that turned into a creature till end of turn and made a token copy of the land in its creature state, what happens to the token copies at the end of the turn?
July 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
@bmkibler.bsky.social Hey Brian, very silly question - In your Gihred deck, if you were running a Land that turned into a creature till end of turn and made a token copy of the land in its creature state, what happens to the token copies at the end of the turn?
Annnnd secret lair site crashed on me lol
July 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Annnnd secret lair site crashed on me lol
HHS runs these ads glazing the Trumpster and they have Kristi Noam do them and it’s funny to hear her talk when you’re so used to her in photos and chyrons
July 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
HHS runs these ads glazing the Trumpster and they have Kristi Noam do them and it’s funny to hear her talk when you’re so used to her in photos and chyrons
Had to double check that NYT list because I thought GDT got shut out.
I’m a maniac and would have voted Pacific Rim, of course.
Arguably, Crimson Peak was his best of the century.
I’m a maniac and would have voted Pacific Rim, of course.
Arguably, Crimson Peak was his best of the century.
July 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Had to double check that NYT list because I thought GDT got shut out.
I’m a maniac and would have voted Pacific Rim, of course.
Arguably, Crimson Peak was his best of the century.
I’m a maniac and would have voted Pacific Rim, of course.
Arguably, Crimson Peak was his best of the century.
Looking up Meet Me In Temecula, cause reasons, and it’s funny that back in 2014 people were calling those years fuck ass years
July 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Looking up Meet Me In Temecula, cause reasons, and it’s funny that back in 2014 people were calling those years fuck ass years
I find this funny thing in fashion where when men’s work fashion is repurposed to women’s, it gets translated to soft textiles.
But men’s work fashion that is outdated but could be repurposed into everyday wear for men is maintained in heavy, durable and non-breathing fabrics.
But men’s work fashion that is outdated but could be repurposed into everyday wear for men is maintained in heavy, durable and non-breathing fabrics.
June 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I find this funny thing in fashion where when men’s work fashion is repurposed to women’s, it gets translated to soft textiles.
But men’s work fashion that is outdated but could be repurposed into everyday wear for men is maintained in heavy, durable and non-breathing fabrics.
But men’s work fashion that is outdated but could be repurposed into everyday wear for men is maintained in heavy, durable and non-breathing fabrics.
Anytime I get a blueberry-less muffin I think of the scene from Casino and I’m like ‘Actually, that man was onto something’
June 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Anytime I get a blueberry-less muffin I think of the scene from Casino and I’m like ‘Actually, that man was onto something’
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Just re-upping for the unaware: We don't fuck with @tcgplayer.com until they rectify the lay-offs & closure.
June 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Just re-upping for the unaware: We don't fuck with @tcgplayer.com until they rectify the lay-offs & closure.
I’ve seen some ‘Oh boy I hope you stretched’ takes about the use of ‘Bodies’ during the Anarchy in the Arena match, but I gotta say, you gotta get your audience and have the cash to make that happen live and spontaneous, ya know?
May 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’ve seen some ‘Oh boy I hope you stretched’ takes about the use of ‘Bodies’ during the Anarchy in the Arena match, but I gotta say, you gotta get your audience and have the cash to make that happen live and spontaneous, ya know?
I just imagine this like the bio clock on peoples arms in that Justin Timberlake movie, but it’s a tattoo of a person with an actual dick for a head filling in.
You can always spot someone from Philly even without a v detectable accent because we have to call someone a dickhead every ten minutes or we will die.
May 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I just imagine this like the bio clock on peoples arms in that Justin Timberlake movie, but it’s a tattoo of a person with an actual dick for a head filling in.
I know that every pre-release cycle makes sense to focus on top line Mythics and Rares, and with a Universes Beyond it makers sense to focus on known characters and reprints highlighting them - but I don’t get how UB:Final Fantasy isn’t a Commander first set in a standard legal set.
May 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I know that every pre-release cycle makes sense to focus on top line Mythics and Rares, and with a Universes Beyond it makers sense to focus on known characters and reprints highlighting them - but I don’t get how UB:Final Fantasy isn’t a Commander first set in a standard legal set.
This is the most shocking design update in the last 25 years
May 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This is the most shocking design update in the last 25 years
Just to be clear if any of these racist ass Afrikaners ended up in my community, they’d have a tough time assimilating because I’d keep spray painting ‘a racist ass Afrikaner lives here’ on their house
Q: There are many people who fit the criteria of fleeing persecution. Afghans for example. But they're being denied refugee status. So why such an exception for the Afrikaners?
TRUMP ADMIN OFFICIAL: One of the criteria is making sure they can be assimilated easily into our country
TRUMP ADMIN OFFICIAL: One of the criteria is making sure they can be assimilated easily into our country
May 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just to be clear if any of these racist ass Afrikaners ended up in my community, they’d have a tough time assimilating because I’d keep spray painting ‘a racist ass Afrikaner lives here’ on their house
New Pope’s first act is to change communion wine to Old Style and communion crackers to Chicago Dogs
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
New Pope’s first act is to change communion wine to Old Style and communion crackers to Chicago Dogs
Is this the first Pope that’s had Malort?
May 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Is this the first Pope that’s had Malort?
New Pope is 69 years old
May 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
New Pope is 69 years old
Voiceover: The new pope is … a teenager from New Jersey?
15 Year Old Lorenzo Conti Ricci, In The Principals Office At His School: I’m the Pope Now?!?!
Voiceover: from the makers of Young Sheldon, coming this fall, he’s a high school sophomore just doing - his Blessed. He’s Teen Pope!
15 Year Old Lorenzo Conti Ricci, In The Principals Office At His School: I’m the Pope Now?!?!
Voiceover: from the makers of Young Sheldon, coming this fall, he’s a high school sophomore just doing - his Blessed. He’s Teen Pope!
May 8, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Voiceover: The new pope is … a teenager from New Jersey?
15 Year Old Lorenzo Conti Ricci, In The Principals Office At His School: I’m the Pope Now?!?!
Voiceover: from the makers of Young Sheldon, coming this fall, he’s a high school sophomore just doing - his Blessed. He’s Teen Pope!
15 Year Old Lorenzo Conti Ricci, In The Principals Office At His School: I’m the Pope Now?!?!
Voiceover: from the makers of Young Sheldon, coming this fall, he’s a high school sophomore just doing - his Blessed. He’s Teen Pope!
One thing I’ve decided to do since I got back into magic this time is to save boosters for my kids so if they decide to get into the game when they are older, they have a nice treasure trove.
I never thought I’d sit on this much sealed product in my life.
I never thought I’d sit on this much sealed product in my life.
May 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
One thing I’ve decided to do since I got back into magic this time is to save boosters for my kids so if they decide to get into the game when they are older, they have a nice treasure trove.
I never thought I’d sit on this much sealed product in my life.
I never thought I’d sit on this much sealed product in my life.
I keep a Spotify playlist of albums that I’m not interested in right now, and I get through kind of randomly. Like a huge pull list that I come back to when I’m uninspired musically.
It’s wild to hear music from acclaimed people with Grime on it from 2021.
It’s wild to hear music from acclaimed people with Grime on it from 2021.
April 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I keep a Spotify playlist of albums that I’m not interested in right now, and I get through kind of randomly. Like a huge pull list that I come back to when I’m uninspired musically.
It’s wild to hear music from acclaimed people with Grime on it from 2021.
It’s wild to hear music from acclaimed people with Grime on it from 2021.
