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🔞 for mature themes, MDNI
🔞 for mature themes, MDNI
SOLOMON HUSBAND POP SCARE!
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
SOLOMON HUSBAND POP SCARE!
December 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Help… they’re even on my wallpaper now…
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Help… they’re even on my wallpaper now…
Aw Gwen is so ready to cook lol
Poor Bozart…
And Lorena is going full Patton! 😆
Poor Bozart…
And Lorena is going full Patton! 😆
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Aw Gwen is so ready to cook lol
Poor Bozart…
And Lorena is going full Patton! 😆
Poor Bozart…
And Lorena is going full Patton! 😆
Bones!!! It looks so good!!!
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Bones!!! It looks so good!!!
Your highness? Your highness? Your daughters are gone. Your highnesses, they’re already…
…
Is that the freaking sun? *House of the Rising Sun starts playing* 😶 oh! It’s James!
…
Is that the freaking sun? *House of the Rising Sun starts playing* 😶 oh! It’s James!
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Your highness? Your highness? Your daughters are gone. Your highnesses, they’re already…
…
Is that the freaking sun? *House of the Rising Sun starts playing* 😶 oh! It’s James!
…
Is that the freaking sun? *House of the Rising Sun starts playing* 😶 oh! It’s James!
Wait come back! Don’t be mad!
December 2, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Wait come back! Don’t be mad!
*snort* 😆 plaid kingdom!!
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
*snort* 😆 plaid kingdom!!
Let your second daughter camp outside and grow a garden! Lol
Man, Jamie’s…. Interesting. Guess we found the odd one in the family!
Now for the youn……gest….. 😳
Scratch that previous statement…
Man, Jamie’s…. Interesting. Guess we found the odd one in the family!
Now for the youn……gest….. 😳
Scratch that previous statement…
December 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Let your second daughter camp outside and grow a garden! Lol
Man, Jamie’s…. Interesting. Guess we found the odd one in the family!
Now for the youn……gest….. 😳
Scratch that previous statement…
Man, Jamie’s…. Interesting. Guess we found the odd one in the family!
Now for the youn……gest….. 😳
Scratch that previous statement…
🤣
They just keep getting in!!!
They just keep getting in!!!
December 2, 2025 at 1:58 AM
🤣
They just keep getting in!!!
They just keep getting in!!!
In bed eating leftover cornbread stuffing out of a ziplock and looking at Webtoon comics
Pure Adulting ✋😐🤚
Pure Adulting ✋😐🤚
December 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
In bed eating leftover cornbread stuffing out of a ziplock and looking at Webtoon comics
Pure Adulting ✋😐🤚
Pure Adulting ✋😐🤚
Who’re you idiots calling an old fart, anyhow!
Well, Shinpachi, looks like you could use someone watching your six.
Just so happens, I’d love to fight alongside one of the Shinsengumi!
Well, Shinpachi, looks like you could use someone watching your six.
Just so happens, I’d love to fight alongside one of the Shinsengumi!
December 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Who’re you idiots calling an old fart, anyhow!
Well, Shinpachi, looks like you could use someone watching your six.
Just so happens, I’d love to fight alongside one of the Shinsengumi!
Well, Shinpachi, looks like you could use someone watching your six.
Just so happens, I’d love to fight alongside one of the Shinsengumi!
Imagawa, huh? Well, Imagawa rock your butts into next week if you don’t back up.
… *looks at Kagetora*
…Shaddup, i thought it was clever…
Hey, old man. You take care of the kid, yeah? He’s in the splash zone.
… *looks at Kagetora*
…Shaddup, i thought it was clever…
Hey, old man. You take care of the kid, yeah? He’s in the splash zone.
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Imagawa, huh? Well, Imagawa rock your butts into next week if you don’t back up.
… *looks at Kagetora*
…Shaddup, i thought it was clever…
Hey, old man. You take care of the kid, yeah? He’s in the splash zone.
… *looks at Kagetora*
…Shaddup, i thought it was clever…
Hey, old man. You take care of the kid, yeah? He’s in the splash zone.
*sighs and dabs lips* kids, huh?
*pulls out an ampoule and stabs it in thigh*
Let’s put them in the ground, Kagetora…
*pulls out an ampoule and stabs it in thigh*
Let’s put them in the ground, Kagetora…
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
*sighs and dabs lips* kids, huh?
*pulls out an ampoule and stabs it in thigh*
Let’s put them in the ground, Kagetora…
*pulls out an ampoule and stabs it in thigh*
Let’s put them in the ground, Kagetora…
*looks askance at her multiple stab and slash wounds, chewing on dumplings* and the mountain was armed with a sword. Honest.
Welp. Time travel shenanigans. Our bread and butter here at Chaldea!
Welp. Time travel shenanigans. Our bread and butter here at Chaldea!
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
*looks askance at her multiple stab and slash wounds, chewing on dumplings* and the mountain was armed with a sword. Honest.
Welp. Time travel shenanigans. Our bread and butter here at Chaldea!
Welp. Time travel shenanigans. Our bread and butter here at Chaldea!
Hello, young lady with a gun. I suppose you dabble in fine assassin cuisine?
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hello, young lady with a gun. I suppose you dabble in fine assassin cuisine?
Huh. I think I just saw Clark Griswold run by.
Is that Granny Sweetkin's Yarnball?
Is that Granny Sweetkin's Yarnball?
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Huh. I think I just saw Clark Griswold run by.
Is that Granny Sweetkin's Yarnball?
Is that Granny Sweetkin's Yarnball?
What kinda boss would I be if I left you here? If you’re gonna die, you can do it at the town, then. Now move your feet, soldier. 😠 #FateGO
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
What kinda boss would I be if I left you here? If you’re gonna die, you can do it at the town, then. Now move your feet, soldier. 😠 #FateGO
Kagura-Chan with the reality check
Like, the hockey kind 😅
Like, the hockey kind 😅
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Kagura-Chan with the reality check
Like, the hockey kind 😅
Like, the hockey kind 😅
Fuck “Madao”
I’m calling you “Spartacus”!!
I’m calling you “Spartacus”!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Fuck “Madao”
I’m calling you “Spartacus”!!
I’m calling you “Spartacus”!!
This is why they’re friends 🤣 same vibe
Couple black eyes, instant panda!!
Couple black eyes, instant panda!!
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
This is why they’re friends 🤣 same vibe
Couple black eyes, instant panda!!
Couple black eyes, instant panda!!
Meh, put some dirt on it 😏
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Meh, put some dirt on it 😏
What in the sitcom???
What a weird start to a joke this would be lol
“An ex-samurai, an alien and a pregnant woman take a taxi to see some pandas”
What a weird start to a joke this would be lol
“An ex-samurai, an alien and a pregnant woman take a taxi to see some pandas”
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
What in the sitcom???
What a weird start to a joke this would be lol
“An ex-samurai, an alien and a pregnant woman take a taxi to see some pandas”
What a weird start to a joke this would be lol
“An ex-samurai, an alien and a pregnant woman take a taxi to see some pandas”
“What are you a hamster?” lol
Good thinking, Gintoki. Sh, sh, just go blind, sir lol
Good thinking, Gintoki. Sh, sh, just go blind, sir lol
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
“What are you a hamster?” lol
Good thinking, Gintoki. Sh, sh, just go blind, sir lol
Good thinking, Gintoki. Sh, sh, just go blind, sir lol