the jEfE
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The Funk Soul Brother.
I was led to believe that there was going to be grilled cheese.
I was led to believe that there was going to be grilled cheese.
Beats the hell out of today's dreck
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Beats the hell out of today's dreck
I liked the knock-off Jessee Ventura/Street Fighter character.
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I liked the knock-off Jessee Ventura/Street Fighter character.
Helga throws a hissy-fit if I fold laundry next to her enclosure.
November 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Helga throws a hissy-fit if I fold laundry next to her enclosure.
I think that's about it.
I saw a video that cracked me up. They said females "get as big as a hamburger."
I just went looking for a pic of a male next to a female and found a video where the guy said males get about the size of a baseball.
Gotta love these units of measure! 🤣
I saw a video that cracked me up. They said females "get as big as a hamburger."
I just went looking for a pic of a male next to a female and found a video where the guy said males get about the size of a baseball.
Gotta love these units of measure! 🤣
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I think that's about it.
I saw a video that cracked me up. They said females "get as big as a hamburger."
I just went looking for a pic of a male next to a female and found a video where the guy said males get about the size of a baseball.
Gotta love these units of measure! 🤣
I saw a video that cracked me up. They said females "get as big as a hamburger."
I just went looking for a pic of a male next to a female and found a video where the guy said males get about the size of a baseball.
Gotta love these units of measure! 🤣
I got the whoooole Cartman
In my hand
I got the whole Cartman
In my hand...
In my hand
I got the whole Cartman
In my hand...
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I got the whoooole Cartman
In my hand
I got the whole Cartman
In my hand...
In my hand
I got the whole Cartman
In my hand...
They got the brown tongue!
Mine's is black
Mine's is black
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
They got the brown tongue!
Mine's is black
Mine's is black
Giardia lamblia says "Hi!"
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Giardia lamblia says "Hi!"
At least Musk got his government contracts.
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
At least Musk got his government contracts.
I'm getting Ketsugo!
Have you not seen Kung-Fu Hustle?
Have you not seen Kung-Fu Hustle?
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 AM
I'm getting Ketsugo!
Have you not seen Kung-Fu Hustle?
Have you not seen Kung-Fu Hustle?
She hasn't been out the last couple of days. I checked on her this morning and she has gone blue. Those eyes will clear up in the next few days. She'll probably shed by the end of next week. I made her a moist hide today to help out with the shed.
November 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
She hasn't been out the last couple of days. I checked on her this morning and she has gone blue. Those eyes will clear up in the next few days. She'll probably shed by the end of next week. I made her a moist hide today to help out with the shed.
I was 6 when this came out.
I used to hate when people used to refer to Minilla as Godzooky.
47 years later, I STILL have to correct people.
I used to hate when people used to refer to Minilla as Godzooky.
47 years later, I STILL have to correct people.
November 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I was 6 when this came out.
I used to hate when people used to refer to Minilla as Godzooky.
47 years later, I STILL have to correct people.
I used to hate when people used to refer to Minilla as Godzooky.
47 years later, I STILL have to correct people.
Dr. Pepper and the incredibly rare Dr. No
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Dr. Pepper and the incredibly rare Dr. No
Happy Saturday for those of you who celebrate it! Cartman will be spending the day loafing in his water dish, which looks suspiciously similar to what he does the other 6 days of the week. Oh to be a frog of leisure! 🐸
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Happy Saturday for those of you who celebrate it! Cartman will be spending the day loafing in his water dish, which looks suspiciously similar to what he does the other 6 days of the week. Oh to be a frog of leisure! 🐸
Helga hasn't been out lately so I checked on her. She's in blue! Those eyes will go back to clear in a couple of days and then she'll shed. I'm going to put a moist hide together today to help that along.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Helga hasn't been out lately so I checked on her. She's in blue! Those eyes will go back to clear in a couple of days and then she'll shed. I'm going to put a moist hide together today to help that along.
Anyone buy stock in sharpie before the announcement?
Get ready for a LOT of completely black pages.
Get ready for a LOT of completely black pages.
November 21, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Anyone buy stock in sharpie before the announcement?
Get ready for a LOT of completely black pages.
Get ready for a LOT of completely black pages.
This is one of my all-time favorite films and it is damn near impossible to explain properly.
The movie theater scene is one of the most unnerving scenes I can think of.
I have also been known to say "I eat them, that's what I do with them," while feeding my snakes.
The movie theater scene is one of the most unnerving scenes I can think of.
I have also been known to say "I eat them, that's what I do with them," while feeding my snakes.
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
This is one of my all-time favorite films and it is damn near impossible to explain properly.
The movie theater scene is one of the most unnerving scenes I can think of.
I have also been known to say "I eat them, that's what I do with them," while feeding my snakes.
The movie theater scene is one of the most unnerving scenes I can think of.
I have also been known to say "I eat them, that's what I do with them," while feeding my snakes.
Imagine my disappointment when I found out this never existed!
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Imagine my disappointment when I found out this never existed!
I won't rule out him having a dog in that race as well.
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I won't rule out him having a dog in that race as well.
Thing is, I'm now afraid to fly for different reasons!
This guy doesn't bother me a bit.
This guy doesn't bother me a bit.
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Thing is, I'm now afraid to fly for different reasons!
This guy doesn't bother me a bit.
This guy doesn't bother me a bit.
They also wear the crown for the side-eye.
November 16, 2025 at 1:01 PM
They also wear the crown for the side-eye.
I wonder what kids mash their silly putty into these days?
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I wonder what kids mash their silly putty into these days?