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Jesse
@thejessemiller.com
Serial hobbyist, general nerd, husband to an awesome wife and father to two awesome daughters. Loves D&D, video games, reading, painting minis, cooking, and all sorts of other stuff. (He/him/they/them)
This thing is a beast! Into the pile it goes!
September 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Experimenting with a couple different plays on a scheme. Which one do you think looks better?

#warhammer #40k #minipainting
September 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Got my Artillery Witch based and I’m calling it good (enough). Now on to the next one!
May 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
WIP artillery witch. Kinda inadvertently channeling Wicked with the scheme and went a bit overboard with the OSL, but nothing I can’t fix.
May 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Yes, I sure as hell had to pick up the Transformers set that depicts the scene where Brawn and Ratchet were straight up merc’d by my favorite Transformer Starscream, giving me very mixed feels at the time. Bonus, it was on clearance.
May 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Prepping up some heretical trenchy dudes for paintin’ n’ stuff.
April 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We found her everybody! Call off the search.
April 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
New glasses day - it’s been a while.
April 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Started playing Space Marine 2 the other day and it inspired me to paint my own spacy boy, but based on the 2nd edition 40k poster boys - The Crimson Fists
March 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
After years of owning the game and a ton of false starts, I’ve finally rolled credits on Hollow Knight! Fantastic game that I wish I had finished much sooner, and I’m looking forward to continuing my playthrough for at least a bit longer.
March 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Honestly one of the best purchases I have made on my mini painting journey, and it only cost me $10. Highly recommend of you don’t have one - support your local art store!
March 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The next in my native Florida arachnid inspired Warp Spiders (that’s a mouthful) is based on the Red Widow! Had a lot of fun with this and learned a thing or two in the painting!

#warhammer40k #aeldari #minipainting
March 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Finding Warhammer in Target will never not be wild to me.
March 10, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The cats have returned and are already getting fat.
March 1, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Finished my first Florida arachnid inspired Warp Spider! Based on the Banana Spider!
February 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Me every time Trump or Musk open their stupid fucking mouths.
February 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
WIP - Banana Spider inspired Warp Spider. Painting up the squad based on Florida arachnids.

#warhammer #eldar #aeldari
February 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Out on the rare/elusive mid-week lunch date with my smoke show of a wife.
February 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Assembled my Warp Spiders and want to paint them up based on one of the many beautiful arachnids we have here in Florida. Thoughts?
February 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The first mini I saw over 20 years ago that got me interested in Warhammer 40k was a warp spider. Kinda cool to be able to pick this up all these years later.
February 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Alan Cumming is a goddamn gem.
January 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
WIP Wednesday! Working on the back half of my Krieg Killteam. Hope to have it done soon so I can move on to the Orc team I have waiting.
January 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Started a new book today.
January 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Legit one of the funniest quote posts I’ve ever seen.
January 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
How many think pieces do you think we get between now and April regarding the new DK model in the Switch 2 reveal?
January 16, 2025 at 5:55 PM