thejoepilato.bsky.social
@thejoepilato.bsky.social
Mechanical engineer, events host, game designer
@samreich.bsky.social Question for you, Sam, since Google is giving me nothing. What became of all those naked pics people sent in to College Humor back in the day? After buying the site, were you ever brought to a server closet and shown a foreboding dusty rack?
August 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Idea for a competitive cooking show: Forage Wars!

Cook a meal using only what you can forage in the same area as your opponents.

The winner will be the last person to poison a judge.
July 19, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Does one apply to work for ice or do they just skim recruits off of a polluted pond somewhere?
July 6, 2025 at 5:59 AM
www.banking.senate.gov/newsroom/maj...

True or false: this crypto bill was phrased and named so that when people look up "very stable genius," they don't get results about what an idiot trump is
FACT SHEET: The GENIUS Act Protects Consumers | United States Committee on Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs
The Official website of The United States Committee on Banking, Housing, and Urban Affairs
www.banking.senate.gov
May 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A thread of the mushrooms i saw while foraging ramps yesterday (definitely the end of the season here)
May 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
@popeleoxiv.bsky.social deep in the heart of a long dead empire lies a sovereign ornate temple region who still speaks the ancient tongue of that empire in their rituals. Today they elected their new holy king in a secret meeting of the highest priests. As badass as it is bonkers
May 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Do they even give the airline safety presentation up in first class? I assume it's just "obviously if anything goes wrong, we'll be carrying you out of here on our backs (mimosas provided if possible)"
May 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
He is risen (by which i mean He is high)
#easter #420
April 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I don't think it was him but someone who looked a lot like Bradley Cooper almost hit me with his bike on a Manhattan sidewalk last night. Don't ride on the sidewalk, Bradley (i realize he's also not on here)
April 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Dear Bluesky,

I'm not interested in professional wrestling (not that there's anything wrong with it!). This is evidenced by my not tagging it as an interest, never searching for it, and clicking Show Me Less Of This one 20 posts a day in my feed. If I may implore you: pls

<3 joe
March 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Look at this crazy tree in Forest Park in Queens!
#nyc #queens #urbannature #tree
March 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social what do you think, some kind of oysters (I'm not accepting your answer as any sort of medical or culinary advice and won't hold you liable for anything that happens as a result of my interaction with these mushrooms)
March 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Lila doesn't like the way my hair tastes (not that I asked)
#cat #cats #youhaveactualfoodnearby
March 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This is the first year I've known to expect Ash Wednesday--the first year where going outside won't elicit ten seconds of mild panic thinking it's the beginning of a polite zombie apocalypse
March 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
If we're still a country by then, I'd like to throw a massive BBQ/Rubix Cube party (red white and blue only) in Central Park for America's 250th
February 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
House music songs and videos which I saw in The Substance:
Endor - Pump It Up (www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfnj...)
Benny Benassi - Satisfaction (www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0fk...)
Eric Prydz - Call On Me (www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW...)

Did I miss any?
#housemusic
Endor - Pump It Up (official video)
YouTube video by Defected Records
www.youtube.com
February 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
February 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Queens residents: city planning is accepting comments on the proposed casino project near Citi Field.
a002-irm.nyc.gov/EventRegistr...

(Select Queens then protect 250046).
1/2
City Planning Commission Public Hearing Comments
a002-irm.nyc.gov
February 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Today's episode of Will It Biscuit: gym shorts
Result: 8/10. Sticky biscuits
#cat #biscuits #science #creamsicle
February 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Stepping on a particularly crunchy leaf is nice, but nothing compared to stomping semi-solid slush
#oddlysatisfying #weather #snow #nyc
February 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM