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thejoesmith.bsky.social
@thejoesmith.bsky.social
Using the internet.
Merry Christmas!
Having a normal Christmas morning
December 25, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I listen to Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless The U.S.A.” only if I have listened to the preceding songs of his album “You’ve Got A Good Love Comin’” in their entirety.
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Josh Allen will win a Super Bowl on a team that is not the Buffalo Bills.
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I never even painted the walls when I rented apartments. This guy settles in the employee housing and just bulldozes an entire wing of the building.
October 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
George Santos + Jerry Springer = George Springer
October 21, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If Operation Warp Speed deserves a Nobel Prize, wouldn’t it go to Alex Azar?
these mfs are desperate to get their boss a Nobel Prize
September 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This has been such a success we are going to be installing troll tolls all over the country.
Trump: "We had some tremendous financial numbers released on Friday as you probably heard that our country made $25 billion last month. $25 billion. It hasn't done that in a long time."
July 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I love the internet.
July 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Another day, another low water mark.
July 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me a third time, shamed again.
A fourth time, again I am shamed.
Fifth, I have overcome so much shaming.
Sixth, here we go again.
Seventh, I am a god immune to shame.
May 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ah, yes. Of course. It all began when Crimea (Ukraine) reverse invaded Russia.
Trump on Russia being removed from the G8: "It was headed by Trudeau, by the way, and Obama. They were the ones that really fought hard to get Russia out. Because of that, maybe, millions of people are dying."
May 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Who wrote “Harvard” for him? Masterful weave.
asked by Stephen A. Smith about his Harvard shakedown, Trump starts ranting about Harlem and says "I got a very high Black vote"
May 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Balanced budget = debt / deficit
April 12, 2025 at 3:43 AM
@weisenthal.bsky.social how does current market condition impact Light Sweet Crude song content? Any consideration to transition to a noise rock (a la Metal Machine Music) outfit?
April 11, 2025 at 11:32 AM
If you drive down numerators and denominators you’ll get closer to one.
April 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Simpler times.
George W. Bush on Immigration
YouTube video by C-SPAN
youtu.be
April 4, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Does doubling up on underwear count as shorts?
March 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
He was so close to referring to him as the First Lady.
Trump can't remember Usha Vance's name
March 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Might want to screen grab that while it’s still on the website.
I could write up why there’s no constitutional problem with the President using an auto-pen to sign official documents—or I could just post the 30-page 2005 opinion by George W. Bush’s Office of Legal Counsel that explains why in lots of detail.

I choose the latter:

www.justice.gov/file/494411/...
March 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I always listen to the disclosures after a conference call.
March 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I am human.
March 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Makes me think of Robert Caro’s account of the meeting where Al Smith’s response to a bunch of rich Long Islander’s complaints about Robert Moses’s plans for parkways and parks attracting rabble from the city was, “Rabble, why that’s me you’re talking about.” and granted Moses authority to run wild.
White House Counselor Alina Habba: "You were in the bar. You were in a bar. You were in a bar, AOC. Calm down. And not to have a drink. To serve one." #populism
March 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Anybody else buying two cybertrucks tomorrow?
March 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What a bunch of losers.
holy shit -- Trump was reading from a literal Tesla sales pitch, complete with pricing, during his White House event with Elon Musk. (Andrew Harnik/Getty)
March 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Zamunda, the fictional country from Coming to America?
Auchincloss to Rep. Tony Gonzalez after Gonzalez touts the popularity of DOGE: "Is it popular to cut healthcare for the 40% of kids in this country who rely on Medicaid to pay for tax cuts for people who don't need tax cuts?
March 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM