JohnMB
@thejohnmb.bsky.social
Professional word wrangler and aspiring philtrum model. Neither brillig nor slithy.
The way these allegedly shrewd editorial types pose questions TO WHICH EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THE ANSWER is just sad and embarrassing.
December 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The way these allegedly shrewd editorial types pose questions TO WHICH EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS THE ANSWER is just sad and embarrassing.
He's making sure they don't balk at the idea of occupying Blue cities ahead of the '26 midterms.
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
He's making sure they don't balk at the idea of occupying Blue cities ahead of the '26 midterms.
His agent will have him issuing a disingenuous apology tweet by night's end, and that will be the end of it. As much as I enjoy football, the NFL is brimming with horrendous people who never face real consequences for their horrendousness.
December 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
His agent will have him issuing a disingenuous apology tweet by night's end, and that will be the end of it. As much as I enjoy football, the NFL is brimming with horrendous people who never face real consequences for their horrendousness.
I just hope *someone* is keeping track of the innumerable things that are going to need a comprehensive un-fucking when these creeps are finally out of the picture.
December 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I just hope *someone* is keeping track of the innumerable things that are going to need a comprehensive un-fucking when these creeps are finally out of the picture.
Drop one off at Alphabet, in retaliation for whatever "Gemini" is, while you're at it.
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Drop one off at Alphabet, in retaliation for whatever "Gemini" is, while you're at it.
Venezuelan fentanyl is the new "yellowcake."
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Venezuelan fentanyl is the new "yellowcake."
It strains credulity that they didn't already know this about him.
December 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It strains credulity that they didn't already know this about him.
It's a trick question, inasmuch as there are no good reasons to wear a cowboy hat.
December 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It's a trick question, inasmuch as there are no good reasons to wear a cowboy hat.
Great points. I do take a modicum of solace in the fact that JD is approximately as likable as anal warts, a trait that will only become more apparent as he increases his public exposure.
December 13, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Great points. I do take a modicum of solace in the fact that JD is approximately as likable as anal warts, a trait that will only become more apparent as he increases his public exposure.
And their argument is, as usual, utter horseshit, to boot.
December 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
And their argument is, as usual, utter horseshit, to boot.
This would require him to consent to treatment based on the understanding that he was ill, which seems unlikely.
December 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This would require him to consent to treatment based on the understanding that he was ill, which seems unlikely.
I keep thinking journos will eventually realize that showing up every day to be lied to and verbally abused is a poor use of their time. And they keep not realizing it.
December 10, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I keep thinking journos will eventually realize that showing up every day to be lied to and verbally abused is a poor use of their time. And they keep not realizing it.
This was always where we were headed.
December 10, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This was always where we were headed.
If people don't eventually do prison time for these horrors, we'll effectively be announcing to the world that we are no longer a serious country.
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If people don't eventually do prison time for these horrors, we'll effectively be announcing to the world that we are no longer a serious country.
What he's saying appears to be broadly true, but the specific diagnosis is a huge leap. People get infusions for all sorts of medical problems.
December 8, 2025 at 10:58 PM
What he's saying appears to be broadly true, but the specific diagnosis is a huge leap. People get infusions for all sorts of medical problems.
They're going to keep trying until they find a pack of Fox-addled nitwits willing to indict. The million-monkeys-with-typewriters approach.
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
They're going to keep trying until they find a pack of Fox-addled nitwits willing to indict. The million-monkeys-with-typewriters approach.
But filling government with pliant ones appears to have the same effect.
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
But filling government with pliant ones appears to have the same effect.
When you accept that 1. he loathes brown people and 2. his guiding principle is "People who side with me should never face consequences," it all makes sense.
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
When you accept that 1. he loathes brown people and 2. his guiding principle is "People who side with me should never face consequences," it all makes sense.
The remaining two percent consisting entirely of Mike Huckabee.
December 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The remaining two percent consisting entirely of Mike Huckabee.