This took me far too long lol (and I played the shit out of DD back in the day)

There’s no turning back. We’ve invented something better, stronger ⸺ the DOUBLE EM DASH.

Glad you’re on top of it! Sad that there’s always shit bags that try to ruin the fun with stuff like this. But glad you’re getting such good response overall, it’s well deserved. Cheers!

Ugh my phone just accidentally upgraded overnight the other night and I hate it so much 🤢

Just as Moses parted the Red Sea, I too have parted (shoveled) the waters (frozen, crystallized) of this holy realm (MPLS sidewalks)

Brother, this is incredible… but idk about the whisper feature (already seeing some real vile stuff). DM me if u want screenshots. Again, mind-blowingly cool site though!

Can you DM me? Don’t see yours available!

Your neighbor, your lawyer, your shitposter

Looks great to me!! But if u ever need help in this area, I know a guy

The threat of a “meme”

Someone put that on my headstone pls

Yes! And it's a great resource. But not many know about it, and it's not practical to expect all our residents to sit down and read through all of that. IMO, we really need direct, concise communication from the city (mailers, PSAs, etc.) with tips on smart salting. Just as we do for recycling, etc.

Trying to come up with ways to bring a smart salting campaign to residents city-wide next year (in addition to better ordinance for businesses/MFU), if you have creative ideas hmu

Don’t need h5/h6 when everything is just a span

** insert smart guy meme here **

My mam don’t understand what I do in the slightest 😔😔

(so bought it for me self instead 😄😄)

((Will probably get socks from her again instead 😖😖))

Tbf this photo goes hard as hell, might make it my new desktop background

Been awake since 3:45 with a pounding headache from this cold I’m fighting. Figured I’d at least make the best of it by getting some work done

lol NOPE