J. Pearl
@thejpearl.bsky.social
I do not need a reading sis, thanks. I do not want to invest in cryptocurrency, but thanks. I just came here to play and release. Welcome to the foolery!
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Welp! Here comes all the people. It’s about to be extra peopley in here.
January 19, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Welp! Here comes all the people. It’s about to be extra peopley in here.
What do I bring to the table? An additional table. Complete with chairs, place settings, and a centerpiece.
a table with plates and silverware on it and a clock on the wall
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January 4, 2025 at 12:08 AM
What do I bring to the table? An additional table. Complete with chairs, place settings, and a centerpiece.
The Christmas I got this doll. a core memory that unlocked a new understanding for and appreciation of being black and beautiful.
December 29, 2024 at 4:39 PM
The Christmas I got this doll. a core memory that unlocked a new understanding for and appreciation of being black and beautiful.
Caps coming in HOT!!! Let’s goooo!
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December 29, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Caps coming in HOT!!! Let’s goooo!
Dear Android and iOS: Please work together to figure out how to edit texts between devices. I want edit power for everyone. Typos and autocorrect are not letting me be great!
December 28, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Dear Android and iOS: Please work together to figure out how to edit texts between devices. I want edit power for everyone. Typos and autocorrect are not letting me be great!
Gentle reminder: Only 364 days until Christmas!!!
December 26, 2024 at 6:03 PM
Gentle reminder: Only 364 days until Christmas!!!
Items.
December 20, 2024 at 5:07 AM
Items.
Sorry y’all, I’ve been getting my fill of TikTok before it is banished forever…what y’all in here doing? What did I miss?
a black and white photo of a grandfather clock with the words tick-tock below it
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December 18, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Sorry y’all, I’ve been getting my fill of TikTok before it is banished forever…what y’all in here doing? What did I miss?
Because why are you raw dogging your shirt like that?!?!
Men who don’t wear undershirts are childish
December 13, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Because why are you raw dogging your shirt like that?!?!
The fact that they really don’t“clean” airplanes is insane. They clear trash. They don’t wipe anything down. It is NOT well with my soul.
December 12, 2024 at 1:46 AM
The fact that they really don’t“clean” airplanes is insane. They clear trash. They don’t wipe anything down. It is NOT well with my soul.
I had a date tonight. The first one in quite some time. It was perfect.
a man in a black shirt is looking at his phone while standing next to a white car
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December 5, 2024 at 4:48 AM
I had a date tonight. The first one in quite some time. It was perfect.
Issa Cajun Christmas over here!
December 4, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Issa Cajun Christmas over here!
To be honest, I am enjoying my intentional (temporary) avoidance of news and politics. I see a few things here and there via skeets, but all in all, it has been peaceful, even though I’m aware that shit is burning down around me.
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
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December 4, 2024 at 8:44 PM
To be honest, I am enjoying my intentional (temporary) avoidance of news and politics. I see a few things here and there via skeets, but all in all, it has been peaceful, even though I’m aware that shit is burning down around me.
Still waiting because WHAT DOES IT MEEEEAANNNN?!?!
#QTNA What exactly did the “skinnin” part of “skinnin and grinnin” mean?
a man is eating a sandwich with the words " me waiting for a response " below him
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December 4, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Still waiting because WHAT DOES IT MEEEEAANNNN?!?!
#QTNA What exactly did the “skinnin” part of “skinnin and grinnin” mean?
a man is eating a sandwich with the words " me waiting for a response " below him
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December 3, 2024 at 2:36 AM
#QTNA What exactly did the “skinnin” part of “skinnin and grinnin” mean?
Y’all meet my new Skigga! @kingevangelo.bsky.social
December 3, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Y’all meet my new Skigga! @kingevangelo.bsky.social
I just followed somebody because they had 666 followers and I didn’t like that. 🤷🏾♀️
December 3, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I just followed somebody because they had 666 followers and I didn’t like that. 🤷🏾♀️
I was accused of wanting to be with the unhomed dude at the 7Eleven because he opened the door for me and I said thank you.
Honorable mention: accused of being “too friendly” with my friend’s 80 something year old grandfather because I got him a piece of cake at the function.
Honorable mention: accused of being “too friendly” with my friend’s 80 something year old grandfather because I got him a piece of cake at the function.
9. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever been accused of?
December 3, 2024 at 1:59 AM
I was accused of wanting to be with the unhomed dude at the 7Eleven because he opened the door for me and I said thank you.
Honorable mention: accused of being “too friendly” with my friend’s 80 something year old grandfather because I got him a piece of cake at the function.
Honorable mention: accused of being “too friendly” with my friend’s 80 something year old grandfather because I got him a piece of cake at the function.
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9. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever been accused of?
December 3, 2024 at 1:04 AM
9. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever been accused of?
Remember how we kinda took over the n word and used it how we wanted to? It’s kinda like that. 😂😂😂🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
Y'all really calling it "skeeting"? 🥴
December 3, 2024 at 12:45 AM
Remember how we kinda took over the n word and used it how we wanted to? It’s kinda like that. 😂😂😂🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️
Now how do I turn off the DM’s again? I can’t take this shit no mo!
a woman says i can 't live like this while sitting on a couch
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December 3, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Now how do I turn off the DM’s again? I can’t take this shit no mo!
This is the case literally every year, and folks are still “shocked”. THESE COMPANIES WILL NOT SACRIFICE THEIR PROFITS/POCKETS TO GIVE YOU A “DEAL”!!!! Say it with me! And yet folks still spent record amounts of money for these “sales”. Are yall new here?
'Black Friday Was (One Of) The Biggest Scam Of 2024 | 'Fake' Deals Exposed' 💸
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Black Friday Was The Biggest Scam of 2024- Fake Deals Exposed
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December 3, 2024 at 12:12 AM
This is the case literally every year, and folks are still “shocked”. THESE COMPANIES WILL NOT SACRIFICE THEIR PROFITS/POCKETS TO GIVE YOU A “DEAL”!!!! Say it with me! And yet folks still spent record amounts of money for these “sales”. Are yall new here?
Whew chile! Hit them baseboards and ceiling fans! 😂😂😂
my mother arrives on wednesday and will be here for like 9 days 😒 i am so stressed out
December 3, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Whew chile! Hit them baseboards and ceiling fans! 😂😂😂
Capricorns are warming up RIGHT NOW!
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December 2, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Capricorns are warming up RIGHT NOW!
If y’all didn’t get that scrolling ring from TikTok shop, take care of that. Definitely worth it!!!
December 2, 2024 at 7:17 PM
If y’all didn’t get that scrolling ring from TikTok shop, take care of that. Definitely worth it!!!