xX_The Juj!!1!_Xx
@thejuj.bsky.social
i AM the JUj!!!
juj/jim
JUj y/o
Likes: Jujstice!
Dislkie: CRIMBES...
Star Sighn: Pisses
juj/jim
JUj y/o
Likes: Jujstice!
Dislkie: CRIMBES...
Star Sighn: Pisses
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xX_The Juj!!1!_Xx
@thejuj.bsky.social
· May 18
This gimmick account is guilty of being ILL CONCEIVED. The bit does NOT have legs.
This is the truest of truest things - there is no soul. No card to be marked, no stain-showing article to be draped about the being. When one realises this, feels it fully, one is truly free. To take. Steal, maim, lie and kill if one should like. Consequence is all. There is nothing of import aside.
June 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is the truest of truest things - there is no soul. No card to be marked, no stain-showing article to be draped about the being. When one realises this, feels it fully, one is truly free. To take. Steal, maim, lie and kill if one should like. Consequence is all. There is nothing of import aside.
You deserve to live. Death is an escape. A get out of jail free card. If you hate yourself so much that you would destroy your own being, you have delivered unto yourself an unfitting sentence. Live. Live to suffer it all. To be beaten, spat upon and forgotten. That is a true expression of guilt.
June 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You deserve to live. Death is an escape. A get out of jail free card. If you hate yourself so much that you would destroy your own being, you have delivered unto yourself an unfitting sentence. Live. Live to suffer it all. To be beaten, spat upon and forgotten. That is a true expression of guilt.
Guilty, all. I want to fuck the world today with an instrument I am insensible to. That's not it. I want to be fucked too. I want to shudder, shake and choke on the stink as red laps at the corners of my eyes. I'm guilty as well. Decadence to end all decadence, with all the tongues a-lolling out.
June 6, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Guilty, all. I want to fuck the world today with an instrument I am insensible to. That's not it. I want to be fucked too. I want to shudder, shake and choke on the stink as red laps at the corners of my eyes. I'm guilty as well. Decadence to end all decadence, with all the tongues a-lolling out.
You're all genuinely fucking guilty. Seriously. I want to reach through each and every screen with millions of choking hands, hold until I feel the cold limp nothing, the slightly too light, the spent refractory lull when the self-spite creeps in as the wasted seed is mopped from your weeping guilt.
June 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
You're all genuinely fucking guilty. Seriously. I want to reach through each and every screen with millions of choking hands, hold until I feel the cold limp nothing, the slightly too light, the spent refractory lull when the self-spite creeps in as the wasted seed is mopped from your weeping guilt.
I removed free the nipple from my bio because I remembered it was something I actually believe in.
May 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I removed free the nipple from my bio because I remembered it was something I actually believe in.
Some fucking nerd blocked me for saying that the cygnets in his photography photo were ducks, total fucking guilty.
May 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Some fucking nerd blocked me for saying that the cygnets in his photography photo were ducks, total fucking guilty.
If it is any consolation, I'm very stupid on this website so I can be very fucking smart in real life
May 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If it is any consolation, I'm very stupid on this website so I can be very fucking smart in real life
Can I tell you guyses a secret? Sometimes when I bang my gavel, my penis gets in the way and I hit it real hard. It's at a right angle right now. I'm worried it's affecting my jujing abilities because I'm so backed up and it's making my sentences harsher.
May 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Can I tell you guyses a secret? Sometimes when I bang my gavel, my penis gets in the way and I hit it real hard. It's at a right angle right now. I'm worried it's affecting my jujing abilities because I'm so backed up and it's making my sentences harsher.
"Edge and jelq until the jerk is cum" - Goon Guy
May 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
"Edge and jelq until the jerk is cum" - Goon Guy
If you put *checks notes* in your humourous online posts and you're not really checking any notes, you're fucking going to jail, buster. GUIL-TY!
May 20, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If you put *checks notes* in your humourous online posts and you're not really checking any notes, you're fucking going to jail, buster. GUIL-TY!
ME whenever I take a bath after a hot hard day's jujing people. (the moody secrets is that I pee a lil' sometimes when I'm in there)
May 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
ME whenever I take a bath after a hot hard day's jujing people. (the moody secrets is that I pee a lil' sometimes when I'm in there)
Someone should do something about this, I think people could get hurt 🤔
This is Deku. He's approximately three stories tall. Shedding season is a public health concern. 14/10
May 20, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Someone should do something about this, I think people could get hurt 🤔
been seeing a lot of strange libs on bluesky acting like Joe Biden is 1. a saint and 2. the first and last human being to ever get cancer, and they're all guilty.
May 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
been seeing a lot of strange libs on bluesky acting like Joe Biden is 1. a saint and 2. the first and last human being to ever get cancer, and they're all guilty.
The way you tell a real juj from a fake juj is that a fake juj, in their private time, will put the thin end of the gavel up their jujhole, whereas a real juj uses the head, but you'll never find out who is who because it's a private activity, so sad
May 20, 2025 at 12:38 PM
The way you tell a real juj from a fake juj is that a fake juj, in their private time, will put the thin end of the gavel up their jujhole, whereas a real juj uses the head, but you'll never find out who is who because it's a private activity, so sad
I gotta stop hitting my head with the fucking gavel, man, the bailiff keeps telling me to stop and that I need to calm down and stop hitting shit, but I just can't fuckin help it at this point, it's all the crimbe, man, if all of you fuckers stopped being so fucking illegal I'd put the gavel down
May 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I gotta stop hitting my head with the fucking gavel, man, the bailiff keeps telling me to stop and that I need to calm down and stop hitting shit, but I just can't fuckin help it at this point, it's all the crimbe, man, if all of you fuckers stopped being so fucking illegal I'd put the gavel down
People tell me I am too "stupid" to be a juj.
WRONG! I am TWELVE stupid!!! 🔨🔨🔨
WRONG! I am TWELVE stupid!!! 🔨🔨🔨
May 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
People tell me I am too "stupid" to be a juj.
WRONG! I am TWELVE stupid!!! 🔨🔨🔨
WRONG! I am TWELVE stupid!!! 🔨🔨🔨
MY HEAD IS ON FIRE WITH ITCH! I need to get my fucking manservant to de-lice my specil juj wigs more frequently apparently
May 20, 2025 at 10:03 AM
MY HEAD IS ON FIRE WITH ITCH! I need to get my fucking manservant to de-lice my specil juj wigs more frequently apparently
I am bangign my gavel furiously right now because the Bailiff did a weewee on my favourite juj wig! The bailiff is my pet cat(boy-maid).
May 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
I am bangign my gavel furiously right now because the Bailiff did a weewee on my favourite juj wig! The bailiff is my pet cat(boy-maid).
The freedom of birds kind of ticks me off, ngl.
May 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
The freedom of birds kind of ticks me off, ngl.
🔨🔨 Pornography is illegal on blusky! STOP POSTING IT!!!
OVERULED. 🔨🔨 it's legal again.
🔨🔨 SIKE. IT'S ILLEGAL! Jesus loves you, and he woulnd't want you to do a porn on internet, okay!
OBJECTION!!! 🔨🔨🔨🔨 Porn is legal again, but you gotta depict JESUS somewhere in there to make it right, okay?
OVERULED. 🔨🔨 it's legal again.
🔨🔨 SIKE. IT'S ILLEGAL! Jesus loves you, and he woulnd't want you to do a porn on internet, okay!
OBJECTION!!! 🔨🔨🔨🔨 Porn is legal again, but you gotta depict JESUS somewhere in there to make it right, okay?
May 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
🔨🔨 Pornography is illegal on blusky! STOP POSTING IT!!!
OVERULED. 🔨🔨 it's legal again.
🔨🔨 SIKE. IT'S ILLEGAL! Jesus loves you, and he woulnd't want you to do a porn on internet, okay!
OBJECTION!!! 🔨🔨🔨🔨 Porn is legal again, but you gotta depict JESUS somewhere in there to make it right, okay?
OVERULED. 🔨🔨 it's legal again.
🔨🔨 SIKE. IT'S ILLEGAL! Jesus loves you, and he woulnd't want you to do a porn on internet, okay!
OBJECTION!!! 🔨🔨🔨🔨 Porn is legal again, but you gotta depict JESUS somewhere in there to make it right, okay?
bluesky jesus, please send me better posts to juj. More guilty, more crimbinal the better. I have been a good juj this year
May 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
bluesky jesus, please send me better posts to juj. More guilty, more crimbinal the better. I have been a good juj this year
This gimmick account is guilty of being ILL CONCEIVED. The bit does NOT have legs.
May 18, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This gimmick account is guilty of being ILL CONCEIVED. The bit does NOT have legs.
I'm searcihng for CRIME on this website, you're all so so soso fucked!
May 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm searcihng for CRIME on this website, you're all so so soso fucked!
@bluesky YOURE ALL GUILTY OF SOMETHIN AND I'm going to FIND OUT!1!!
May 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
@bluesky YOURE ALL GUILTY OF SOMETHIN AND I'm going to FIND OUT!1!!
I am here to JUJ you bluskie,
get reddy for my fukcing jujstice!
get reddy for my fukcing jujstice!
May 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I am here to JUJ you bluskie,
get reddy for my fukcing jujstice!
get reddy for my fukcing jujstice!