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Karla Pacheco!

@thekarlapacheco.bsky.social

2.5K followers 420 following 4.1K posts

Comics, video games, and other artisanal lies for money. Made Spider-Woman throw a kid off a boat, put the Punisher in hot pants TWICE. I pronounce it "blue-skee"

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · Dec 11

It's time for me to honk shoo.

Maybe it's time for you to mimimimihhh!

Fingers crossed that in the morning we will wake up refreshed

And discover all of our enemies have perished in the night.

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 1d

Hahaha OLD SCHOOL!

Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 2d

HI BUDDY! HOW YA BEEN?

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 2d

For real though, why would you EVER tell someone your famous wife is too horny without a steelclad NDA

Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 2d

see, THIS is what you bring in the National Guard for

Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 2d

OOOOOOHHHHH!

Alex Segura @alexsegura.bsky.social · 2d

This week only - get a digital copy of Alter Ego, my follow up to the award-winning Secret Identity, wherever you get your e-books for just $2.99!
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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 2d

Timmy noooo

Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 3d

Superb

Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 3d

Well that's just obscene.

[quietly pulls up the AO3 search bar]

Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 3d

@jeffparker.bsky.social I didn't fever dream that, right? You did that?

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 3d

JASPER!!

Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 3d

Was quietly reading before bed, when I was suddenly remembered @jeffparker.bsky.social designed the semi-truck "mud-flap" girls for Nelly's Ride Wit Me video

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 3d

I mean, you can go and get a hot dog or some nachos from concessions because there's not gonna be anything left for ya.

Bring me back a corn dog and a shaken lemonade, actually.

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 3d

I HOLLERED at that one

Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 3d

THONG SONG IS ON THE LIST???

These cretins are tone-deaf monsters who probably dance like middle schoolers...arm's length apart, kinda swaying while slowly moving in a circle.

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 3d

I'LL FIGHT YOU, KEN

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 3d

Still on my bullshit

Some nerdy little Dalek and TARDIS and succulent soaps

Some nerdy little Dalek and TARDIS soaps

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 3d

On one hand I'm so down for it, as a MILF (Man I Love Frogs)

On the other hand...oh it's gonna get really dumb and performative, ain't it?

Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 3d

I HOPE it's not Hawk Tuah point oh, ft Ribbitcoin.

Because I would totally wear a frog costume! It would be hilarious.

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Karla Pacheco! @thekarlapacheco.bsky.social · 3d

Don't get me wrong, I love watching fully armed stormtroopers shaking in front of an inflatable frog and the babadook (underrated background character), but you KNOW someone is gonna fuck it up trying to do a cash/celebrity grab.